Anyone have a contact at TikTok? Account access issue ;(

what’s up non triangle heads it’s a triangle head here coming for your bag

what’s up non triangle heads it’s a triangle head here coming for your bag

And even if 1mil isn’t that much: should OTHER families have to starve so YOU don’t have to downsize?

Dumpy

Okie dokie!

This feels hurtful! Care to expand on this?

This is the least “one week from a new console launch” I have ever felt in my life

New meaning of hawk tuah is this guy on the subway spitting chewed gum directly into his open palm

why did this turn into a link

New meaning of hawk tuah is this guy on the subway spitting chewed gum directly into his open palm

“It’s not lying, it’s aspirational world building!” -me when I’m lying

These people use victimhood as a weapon lmao

I'm gonna start @ing the FBI for everything

We all know what they're into.

"Just change the party from inside"

The headphones I got with my iPhone 8 years ago aren’t compatible with my current phone. Why would I let Apple put technology in my brain?

I can’t stop gooning at the gym

In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.

U.S. NEWS Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

150 hours — not counting the writing, the editing, and the tweeting. So really it’s an upwards of hundreds of hours spent violently obsessing over a singular person.

It’s insanity that YouTube allows this!

when the flight attendants are telling me the same spiel I've heard a billion times in my life? I sit my white ass down and listen.