If Charles Manson was an alpha test, Jared Leto was the 1.0 release.

The big early-nineties push to get kids excited about dinosaurs came down from the fossil fuel industry. Michael Crichton was in on it. Possibly Haim Saban also.

The popular animated movie with Elsa and Anna in it got the name it did in order to poison future search results for Walt Disney's Frozen.

I would have told security he pulled a knife.

Not sure we need to sanitize sex tourists by giving them a cute nickname, guys.

But if you're seasoning then you're not performatively suffering as a way to signal your masculinity to the other guys on Discord.

My read on Vavra has always been that he's not a particularly bright dude outside his handful of hyperfixations and his political beliefs almost certainly mirror those of whatever chat room he posted to when he was 15. Extending that understanding would require an interiority that isn't there.

There's even far fewer social consequences for just doing the drugs!

Forgiveness is for the company that's created more sex trafficking victims than five-star matches, but never for the best friend whose legal expenses you promised to cover or the guys who showed up to your locker room for a discussion when you invited them to your locker room for a discussion.

This is the kind of take you'd expect from a version of Roger Stone who had just been kicked in the head by a horse.

People quit over it! But the people in charge thought it was important to punish WGA members for striking in 2007, so CN Real had to happen.

Aliens

He looks like someone tried to create Willem Dafoe in WWE 2k15.

And while you're at it, buy Adios.

If these guys are taking internet steroids then I don't know they can stand for their hearts to get any bigger.

It would also somehow cost $200m and be lit like a Sears commercial.

It's such a good-looking belt!

If pirates only showed up in places where they were expected then they wouldn't be pirates. Piracy is an inherently transgressive act.

He will continue to be him.

But it WOULD be funny to hand a non-comics person a copy of Pax Americana and then ask them what they took away from it.

I know it's a typo but "Carwoman" sounds like an entirely plausible Absolute Batman character.

Also, Detective Chimp is the only one on this list who's canonically a registered Republican.

Sometimes the mascot takes on a life of its own and thirty years later you've got Deedlit fanart from people who have no idea what a Sword World is.

There's a couple I'd add to this:
- Less a conspiracy theory and more a function of capitalism working as intended
- Shady shit the federal government has not yet admitted to doing but boy howdy is there a lot of smoke

Someone should tell this guy that he accidentally closed replies to his post asking where all the protests are these days. I guess now he'll never know.

For the times the stock market tanks they just reused Mario's default jump animation.

The only reason the Mandela effect exists is because it's easier for Redditors to create a multiverse than it is for them to admit why they can't tell Shaq and Sinbad apart.

It's good! For some reason I've played about ten times as much of it as I have Hades 2.

Someone else asked for DeMatteis already, so my request is for Giffen/DeMatteis.