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Davros.

Nigel Farage.

A megalomaniac who believes that he can become the supreme being and ruler of the Universe. And Davros.

Yep, definitely feeling that today.

The Michael Jackson movie is great, but it's a bit weird that every time a boy walks by, Michael's eyes pop out, his heart goes boing and his tongue unravels and goes down a staircase.

Film idea: Carrion Camping.
An ensemble cast get up to sexy hijinks in a campsite while eating the rotting dead bodies of wildlife they find in the undergrowth, becoming increasingly ill as the days go on. Best known for the scene where her bra flies off while she's projectile vomiting.

Rumours that "Cyber Resistance 313 Team" are actually just the Bluesky devs in unconvincing false beards are disproved when they announce their latest target: the Duolingo score system.

The gore is an ass

BlueSky status update:

Lots of posts featuring the White Album cover, for some reason. Love to see so much Beatles discourse.

Christ on a bike, like Bluesky needed any help to fall over.

Bros before hoss.

Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

If Keir Starmer resigns and we end up with Wes Streeting I’m going to crawl into a printing press

Just fyi. I am not mental. The only recent picture I had to hand at the time was one I did for my passport.

This
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I’m rereleasing all my old, unfunny posts with very slight changes and you have to read them to understand my new, unfunny posts

PERPETUAL SPINACH

Whenever Popeye needs help, he just prays to Our Lady of

Is it…*removes sunglasses*…bad?

Poor Paul Putner, he never stood a chance.

For a second, I thought the Caped Crusader had died, before I realised.