Drawing of a duck in a little sweater. The duck has not showered or shaved in like four days. NARRATOR: “Our man suddenly springs into action!” DUCK: “I gotta start acting like I have my shit together or I risk being PERCEIVED”
the procrastinator prepares for a manic burst of “productivity” to spare the ego
A handsome white couple in wedding attire in a courthouse chapel, smiling widely
Just acted as witness to the marriage of two complete strangers at the courthouse because they met me outside and “had a good feeling about [me]”. All the best to David and Veronica in their life together
as a trans woman, this is also how i feel
They're literally arguing that racial profiling is essential to policing. Systemic.
"Lawyers for the City of Montreal will appear before the Quebec Court of Appeal on Tuesday to challenge a landmark 2024 ruling concerning racial profiling by police."
montreal.citynews.ca/2026/04/21/m...
Can Wolverine penetrate Colossus?
only if he buys him a drink first
i haven't had crab legs in forever...
KEEP HONKING
I LOVE HONKING
I SHALL HONK ALSO
LET US WILL EXPERIENCE JOY TOGETHER
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
if dr. kawashima saw how i've let my brain age he'd be so disappointed.
see people making jokes about getting arrested for "felony cleavage" and, like, you understand this law was written to target trans women, right? it's so that we can be arrested and sent to men's prisons for wearing normal clothes.
Please leave it.
You know who loves mud season? Our beautiful snow-white horse, Casper. 😆
grass be growing.
The great AI crash is coming.
🥳
Media needs to stop with "critics say" and just quote the actual language of the bill.
HB 249 creates a new category of "seminudity" which can be used to arrest women who aren't nude, but are wearing clothing — leggings, t-shirts without bras — that religious groups feel is too provocative.
uhhhhbbbbhhhh
So hey that's eugenics
somebody QT'd me with ai art, so i detached it and called them a dweeb and they went and re-did it with photoshop.
we gotta keep eachother honest.
some of you
man ai sucks don't be a dweeb like this.
r/AmItheAsshole
I (22m) untied the green ribbon around my gf's (21f) neck and her head fell off
that fort hood captain trips
every time i want to say “i’m not reading all that” i remind myself that we are in a literacy crisis and force myself to power through it
birds: they will never email you. and that’s a promise.
We sell Hike Insurance so you can be compensated when you misidentify a type of rock, or think a leaf is frog
If Mastodon is a complicated HOA, Bluesky is a network of Ring cameras in an Aperture Laboratories-esque facility that is ran by an army of Wheatleys that can barely understand what they're doing.
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i can't buy a Nintendo console just for splatoon for a third time...
