I was very much a night bird in my slightly younger years. Once I get to retirement I suspect my circadian rhythm may return to that model when my time is ENTIRELY my own.

I'm 56. Being in bed by 2100 is fucking goals, not a curfew.

Is it Henry, the mild mannered janitor?

Right wing relationships - "take all the right wing leaders, dump them in a sack, seal the top and wait. They'll be eating each other in minutes"

I bought a towel last month that is 7'x5'. It's actually bordering on being too big, even given my substantial 6'4" frame.

Yes, but Wifey Sandwich is an absolute stunner!

I'm sure plenty in the US military's command structure regularly practice saying "I was only following orders" in the mirror right now. What a flaccid, spineless collection of kow-towing eunuchs the chiefs turned out to be.

I remember parking outside my local Currys on release day, waiting for them to open. They were getting THREE in , and nobody else in my little town was getting any for release day. I grabbed the first as soon as the doors opened. With Mario 64 and Turok. 56 year old me envies 28 year old me!

Or you could, you know, not listen to the fucking podcast. I'm just saying there are options not predicated on being an unbearably elitist fucktwizzle. Maybe try one?

Which is exactly how I want it to be. I want joining the EU to be 100%, Schengen, Euro, the whole lot. I want to rejoin on their terms, because it will still be better than the current s*** show.

I hear Dubai is nice at this time of year if they want to pack up and fuck off. Positively bomby, it is.

Yeah, I was going to mention the terrible title, but I sort of think it speaks for itself.

I like this album a lot 30-something years down the line. But at the time? It just felt that no Bricheno equalled no AAE.

It truly Buggles the mind.

"Every accusation" . . .

As a Brit still enraged at the biggest act of self harm in our history, I don't disagree. I hope that when we rejoin it's 100% by the conditions the EU sets. Schengen, Eurozone, the WHOLE FUCKING LOT. All in. 100%

I exist only to serve and educate! 😁

Jesus Christ, he's such a fucking retard.

And a stable democracy trading *IT'S* resources for *IT'S* own good.

You can see why the CIA and MI6 couldn't possibly allow that to happen!

If your faith dictates your morality you are not a good person. You are a bad person on a leash.

The Dish is such a beautiful, gentle film.

Yeeaaaaah, ah'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to come in Saturday to finish them . . .

No, there is no dual-key with the US for Trident. The missiles come from a pool of weapons held in the US, but have UK manufactured warheads. Once they are on board a UK Boomer, they are a sovereign capability requiring no permission from anyone else to use.

You stupid cunt.

I shall henceforth be referring to "Operation Epic Fury" as "Operation Frotting Onanist"
Seems entirely more appropriate.

Because no administration has needed a distraction from the interminable prattling that their clown-in-chief is about to make people suffer quite so desperately before? Something like that? Johnson is the adminstrative equivalent of a loose and bloody bowel movement.

Fuck yeah!

I think the major factor is that there are several thousand Tomahawks available, and about four Oreshniks every six months.

I think the "public interest" bit covers everything and dismisses everything that was written prior.

Yes, he picked chaos, division, cruelty and a fucking bingo card of phobias you dopey fucking twat. Jesus tittyfucking Christ, who decides which "opinions" to share?