You playing Balatro or what

Balatro, the game for hotties

a doodle of an artist kitty looking at an empty sheet of paper

the kitty bangs its head on the paper

there’s now a stamp of the kitty in the paper, and it has a bandage on the forehead

creative process

🥨 + 🦩 mashup

Pretzel flamingo: good

Simultaneously want the oilers to go all the way but also know in my heart that getting swept by the mf MIGHTY DUCKS would be the funniest outcome

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Fuck. God damn it. I'll so some, idk, pilates or something. Thanks for keeping me accountable 😒🥰

Hehe yeah, yeahhh. I take a break every once in awhile when they hurt my feelings but I always come crawling back!!

why am I like this

👏 Canada 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 a 👏 public 👏 service 👏

Nothing proves how capitalism has brain rotted everyone than thinking the post office, hospitals, public transit, libraries, etc. need to turn a profit to be worthwhile.

I'm gonna watch the Edmonton Oilers tonight aren't I 😒🫩god damn it. son of a bitch

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

On the real big dawg

I blocked her, seemed better off that way 😮‍💨

Ellen, apparently 😒

I use the airport once every like, ten years and I am a very situationally aware human, idk why I'm her Satan

We don't know that is isn't

No it wasn't, you human trash bag. You pile of sentient compost. You fucking cretin.

one thing about me is that I won't go looking for a fight on here because I HATE fighting on the internet but if someone decides they're starting beef with me then I am holding no punches. I am being relentless, I am saying the meanest things to them they've heard in their life

Ellen fuckin BLOWS she's like the Israel of people

I would lay on the floor and then yell that Ellen stepped on me 🥰

Elen teapot quotes my post saying "that's okay, we can tell you have never been on an airplane in your entire life before from the way you are intentionally blocking access to the gate for me to board when it's my turn," I comment "shut the fuck up Ellen" They reply "Learn 2 follow extremely basic verbal instructions from people in positions of authority about how to use highly regulated shared public spaces" Me: are you okay??? Do you need to get a grip right now?

43 minutes for a Canada Flag In Username to try and dunk on me

Are you okay??? Do you need to get a grip right now?

Anyone who tries to tell me off on this is getting told to get FUCKED

shut the fuck up, Ellen

This app is supposed to be for funny jokes, being gay, and sex work. Not people arguing about trivial banal takes! Go back to twitter!

I won't delete tho, because it's not wrong

lol sorry this is so harsh idk who I am right when I get off shift

If you leave your house you gotta wear shoes, this is more or less non-negotiable