VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

China traffic chaos: Cars stuck for 24 hours in epic jam Millions of Chinese drivers endured 24-hour traffic nightmare returning from National Day holidays, creating the worst traffic jam in history at major toll station.

I'd say loads of folk stuck in this traffic jam would have been grateful for this, (although passengers might not be too crazy about it.)
en.parapolitika.gr/world/72031/...

*re birds?? Records!!

I like this idea! Really thought, it's to protect the re birds from the sun at certain times of the year

Vinyl addict in front of his collection.

I also made that promise but ultimately decided "more shelves" was a better plan.

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

That sounds like loads of current affairs+"comedy" programs on BBC Radio4 over the years. It's bound to be huge success!

Psychedelic prismic cover art of the latest GONG lp, entitled "Bright Spirit"

Happy "New Gong LP" day to all who celebrate. Buen finde indeed!
#musicsky #GONG #psych #vinyl

😂

The ‘Board of Peace’ started World War 3 so fast.

I'm all for represses! Without them, the garage + psych section of my collection would be a hell of a lot smaller.

Now, that is a fantastic collection!

"All I Want For Christmas Is A Dupla-Prague Away Kit" by Half Man Half Biscuit

They did some 1st rate gigs at that time as well.

I loved CS "back in the day" and really rated their come-back ep which I'm shocked to see was released almost 8 years ago.

20p postage!

The Rockwell painting guy pleads to be released from meme-hell.

Please stop making me say things! I just want to go home and be with my family. I haven't seen my wife & kids in months🙏

A vase with four flowering brassicas on a coffee table. Two are purple-ish and two are yellow.

Flowering cabbages can really brighten up a dull winter's day. As a bonus if you get bored with them you can just cook & eat them!*

(*please check with a sensible grown-up to see if this is true.)

I hope there's a soundtrack album!

It's like I'm right back there!

I wish there was a way to "mute" that Rockwell picture.

I think a 1hr (or thereabouts) recording of this would give my head the deep cleanse it craves.

In all the ways that matter, yes.

A boxed vegan panettone sitting on a box of mixed biscuity things.

I stopped to pet it in the supermarket and I didn't notice it following me home. I guess I have to love it & take care of it now🙄

An old school bag of glüh for me =:^)

And the Christmas markets have glühwein to numb the experience!

Calls for refunds after 'disastrous' festive drone show 'deeply' disappoints families People have been left outraged and are demanding refunds after a “dreadful” festive drone show

Thos is the only relevant story I've seen so far.
www.theargus.co.uk/news/2566339...

The Big Turnip! 😂😂