If you suffered repetitive motion strain from Gaga telling you to “Raise your fucking hands” you MAY be eligible for compensation! 😅🤣

(It was an incredible show though) 🥰

Previous to now, annual pay bumps at my job were like.. 5% on a bad year. (If you did a good job)

Now they are 2% on a bad year if you did a good job. 3% if you did a great job!

(I guess it could be worse like the year we all got no bumps). 🙃

Annual Review: “A Joy to have in class”. 2% annual bump (insert skull emoji)

I’ve been trying to think of the shareholders, but do the shareholders think of meeeee?

Supreme Court rules against Colorado ban on ‘conversion therapy’ for LGBTQ+ kids The Supreme Court has ruled against a law banning “conversion therapy” for LGBTQ+ kids in Colorado, one of about two dozen states that banned the discredited practice.

I’m grateful for Justice Jackson’s dissent in this case. Conversion therapy is dehumanizing. (Proud ex-gay dropout here).

That said, there’s so very little barring faith based orgs from practicing this. It’s heartbreaking really.

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I was reminded today that I have very little patience for clueless men.

I found myself wailing “WHAT ARE YOU DOING??”

I mean, men can be dumb dumbs, it’s on me to keep a cool head in response to them.
😵‍💫

I remember things feeling REAL heavy at the end of the “W Bush regime”.

But I think this latest one may take the cake on peak bad vibes. 🔥😵‍💫😭

🤣🤩

hey remember when Sean Penn kidnapped Madonna, held her captive, bound and gagged her, and beat the shit out her?

King! 🤩

Pedro Pascal working that big Carrie Bradshaw flower is a message

Ohhhh yeah!

I NEEEEDED Wunmi to win.
But gosh I can’t be mad at Amy.

This ABC red carpet team is saying some weird things to people.

Goddess! 🤩

She’s perpetually STUNNNNNING! 🤩

Great reminder thanks!

The bigger the worn cross, the spicier the scandal the wearer has committed… unless of course it’s an Oscar gown worn by Cher.

One of the special things I didn’t know I’d encounter as an adult was the great amount of fantastic librarians I’d get to know as friends! 🤩📚

I almost feel like I’m collecting them at this point! 🤣

Oh cuuuuuute!! 🥹🥰

🎶“Like a froggy ferny cabbage, this baby is handsomely… GREEEEEN”🎶

Sí, se puede.

Holy hell!!!

The hubs and I were watching Alias tonight. (He hadn’t ever seen it)

At the end of the ep, a villain went to sleep, her husband unaware she was EVIL and she smiled menacingly. 😈

I looked at Dave and asked. “Do you think bad guys do that to their spouses in real life?”

He refused to answer!😑

In cute news here is my husband holding our “nephew” Chewie!

Ain’t he cute?

Agent: These guys were all threatening us yesterday with hand guns.
...
Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.

Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?

A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.

R: Pulling out literal guns?

A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.

Arrest him.

That’s a sad loss then right?
Objectively it would be lovely just to have a digital photo album you could share with friends.

Maybe that’s what the cloud is for?
I dunno, there doesn’t seem to be a good platform just for photo sharing. 🤷

I just chopped it. 🪓
I guess I could post photos here?
But now that I’m on the outside looking in I find myself asking “why” do I want to post photos on social? 🤔

Is there an app that does what Instagram used to be?

Just sharing photos with friends?
I feel like all I use it is to watch reels for entirely too much time! 😭🤣

Shame on me for not knowing about Durand Bernarr before the Grammy’s. The vocals and arrangements! 🤩🥰 powerful.