Spirit Airlines, you 🫵 are too big to fail!

They’re normal sized, find a new slant.

Yoda from the olive meme and it says 2:12am... going back for more Hormuz

Yes, you could say that I’m pivoting to AI.

Aye I need a dang beer!

Was Nickel Nicholson not available for comment?

Darian DeVries reading your posts from a month ago

Trump’s war with Iran leading to the financial collapse of LIV Golf — months before Trump could host this year’s LIV event at his own course in Bedminster — might be the thing that convinces him that this war was, uh, a bad idea

Two years in a row this race has been cancelled/postponed due to weather.

Might want to start looking at other weekends in the future!

Me, 11:45 a.m: That’s the last run of the training block, looking forward to putting up a time on Saturday.

Race organizers, 1 hour later: actually,

Top

Game’s gone

All glazed yeast in this morning’s munchkins order, it’s never been more over.

Never wrong just early

I think if you win back to back Masters you should get a pair of green pants for the second one.

Me fr

Turn that up

Yeah this is a wrap.

We are in The Cool Zone™️

That’s right

Mandate of Heaven 🌹🌹🌹

Absolutely nobody is doing it like the king

Rory McIlroy I’m awaiting your orders sir

Absolutely monster 24 hours for r/billsimmons

Presti fleeced

Mickey Mouse title I fear

A digitally drawn recreation of a chalkboard gag from The Simpsons opening credits. Bart is being held after school and forced to repeatedly write ‘Maybe it will happen today’ on the chalkboard.

Dusty May influence

Congrats to the Ellisons!

He has 8 days left of busy season at EY to get through first.