Need to stop being so damn awkward and just remember that I'm hot.

You should never feel ugly because you are incapable of being ugly.

Bear to me has never been an age thing. It’s more dependent on size and body hair amount. I’d say you have enough. But really be whatever you want because you’re cute and you deserve to.

I’ve never been late at night. I’ll have to try that and report back.

I actually live down the street from this park. It’s nice and there’s ducks that hang out there.

Stop doomscrolling through endless engagement bait designed to make you mad. Play Pokémon Alpha Saphire for the Nintendo 3DS instead.

Translation: they are proposing a bill that says you cannot under any circumstances use a computer for any purpose without allowing the United States government continuous monitoring and a backdoor

After the release of Nine Inch Noize I think it’s time I reassume my persona from 2020-2022 “Guy who won’t shut the fuck up about Nine Inch Nails”

PIIIIIIII

Got her ass

Always feel like the Pokémon fanbase overhypes how hard Cynthia is, then I go and play Platinum again and remember no she’s actually not to be fucked with.

Silvia wants nun of this.

I need to play the Legends games again.

Applied for a job that felt like a really good fit. I know it's still a bit of a long shot but I put a lot of effort into my application and it boosted my confidence a lil. I feel like I got this even if it doesn't seem like it sometime.

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

The Bowser Jr. twins have a mom!

Damn dropping feet pics for free?

I would if I could

Man just having one of those days where I’m real burnt out and kind of down and not sure what’ll make it better.

I'll do my best! 🔥

Can I get a Wham Shell then?

I had a dream last night that they remade Sonic Adventure but were releasing it exclusively for a new N-Gage

I was there for the r-zone, I’ll be there for whatever comes next.

Me please!

Be kind to my children

You know you’re hot, but I’ll tell ya again anyway, you’re hot.

Realized I posted two videos I posted on Instagram and Facebook of me doing karaoke at the gay bar last night has art of guys fucking right behind me. So far nobody has pointed it out nor complained but I do wonder if I’m gonna get in trouble. Video below in case you folk are interested