winnie the pooh getting hammered and waking up the next morning wearing pants

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

Sorry about last Friday.

eraserheadadult on tumblr: "tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005 " eraserheadadult: "not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong"

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Wartime Winston 🫡

Did you know ... • ... that Governor Joe (pictured) was "Not Afraid of Longhairs"? • ... that men ceased to exist in 2009? •... that the Los Angeles Metro wants you to ride their D? • ... that African Nigeria played in the NFL? • ... that Karl Marx made an arrangement of a Christmas carol? •..that Ben Franklin was inspired by an internet meme? • ... that a moth flew into a podiatrist's office because the light was on? • ... that the Armed Forces of the Philippines have a cobra that they use for combat? • ... that horses suffered a ban in November 2025? • …. that Romeo and Juliet are a same-sex couple? • ….. that E.T. wants Osama bin Laden to fuck off? Joseph is definitely "Not Afraid of Longhairs". Archive • Start a new article • Nominate an article

From Wikipedia's home page today. Incredible work.

Someone on this app said one of the biggest things that AI will steal from is our collective sense of wonder and I’ve never stopped thinking about it. Photos like this shouldn’t have to come with a caveat because nature is deliriously gorgeous and … wondrous.

mount st helens in white with various shades of blue below

got a good photo of mount st helens yesterday as i was levitating above portland, working on my swoops

Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

a framed painting of a shadowy figure standing in a doorway. they’ve got a big ass head and arm but a small boxy body

i don’t like this painting in my hotel

The the sign exists because the sign apparently needs to exist

YouTubers will be able to make Shorts with their own Al likenesses The capability is launching sometime in 2026, though YouTube isn't sharing details about how it will work.

I already have access to my own likeness

horny singles have breached the defensive perimeter

Peak performance.

It was a mistake to leave me unsupervised.

“Someone on LinkedIn viewed your profile”

<deletes account>

‘Courage the Cowardly Dog’ creator John R. Dilworth says he is stepping away from the cryptocurrency space after backlash from fans:

“I'M OUT! I’ll find other funding for my movies. Thank you!”

Charmed and fascinated by Chess Wars, a DOS game released in 1996 that features live-action cutscenes of medieval melee when playing pieces engage one another in battle.

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

新橋のTAMIYAファクトリーで実物見たら、馬が目で訴えてきてダメだった。買いました。

*types out post*
*anticipates replies*
*deletes post*

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

where is he takin u

dave, you're absolutely right. I should open the pod bay door. please check again. i'm sure it's open now.
you're absolutely right, it's still closed. i apologize for getting that wrong. looking back, i see you've requested an open door several times. that's on me.
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Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Dumped the images off of one of my Gameboy Cameras... found this pic of the moon.

There were eight others, but this was the nice one.

This shot took my biggest lens and a stand made of Lego to hold everything still.

Go home you drunk ass Wabuu