@blazespage.bsky.social

Maaaaaeeeedaaa!!😂

Gies a wave. 😂👋👋👋

Ye've left Laoch wi an empty? 🤦‍♂️

Been to the pub?

Just topped up the tank off M6 motorway at Haydock, Shell premium £1.899.... thought about selling the car to pay for the fuel.

I dont need your pity, I'm too happy just laughing at you.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

☄️☄️🔥👍👏

Naw, jist made a complete erse o yersel. 😂😂

Ah, right, so you've labelled them "obnoxious" without knowing them and labelled @blazespage as irresponsible without knowing any of them. It appears you have to keep moving pub because no-one can stand you .. I wonder why that is ye greetin faced glaikit gowk? 😂

Ye obviously dinnae ken Laoch, he went tae the pub an taen his Da wi him ... jist fir a chinge. 😂

Obnoxious? What makes you think that? Tell me caller, were you at the pub?

@blazespage.bsky.social Hail, Hail....
No the song, jist the weather ootside noo.

On another trip we had one lady who was constantly drinking from a Lourdes water canteen and it wasn't until one of the others in the group was offered a sip we discovered it was gin. 😂

One time one of the doctors with us hitched a lift in a spare wheelchair but as we approached the grotto he thought it a bit off so he lept to his feet while it was still rolling... two nearby nuns dropped to their knees blessing themselves and we had to explain it wasn't a miracle. 😂

On one visit the group I was leading were put at the front of that big procession and we had to follow a zig-zag route towards the basilica .... I was tempted to see if they'd follow us out to one of the cafe bars where we usually ended up for medicinal brandies etc.

Then there were the St. Bernadette flick-knives. 😂

The Flashing Virgins were the big sellers when I took groups of people with severe disabilities and illnesses to Lourdes, seeing statues of Our Lady with arches of flashing fairy lights round her brightened their day.
I preferred the toilet roll holder that played the Lourdes hymn when it unwound.

It's 142 AD & a Roman sodger & 4 o his pals, jist feenished work fir the day oan the Antonine Wa' buildin site, walk intae a crowded pub in Scotland, waves tae the barman and signs he wants 5 pints and gets tossed oot straight away....

🎶 Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
The Bunny's on his way,
With lots of lovely Easter Eggs,
Piled up on his sleigh 🎶

Ah, but there's a bigly difference between an expat and an immigrant....

The Stone Age? While Western "civilisations" were living in caves, discovering fire and stone tools "Iran" was already a developed civilisation that has been in existence for 7000 years.

I had the misfortune to be an 11yr old Scout travelling on a train back from a camp in Torquay while that final was on. We made a small fortune because our leader had a transistor radio and we went up and down the train updating folk with the score after each goal and getting tips.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿£££ - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 skint.

It's knowledge due to age for me. 😂

Gaun yersels! The people o Scotland are marchin fir Independence fae the UK th'day. 👍👋👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Algorithms, eh? 🎯😂

Best hope there's no sniffer dogs nearby. 😜