I called the non emergency line because I don’t know what constitutes an emergency and they were like no it’s 000 babe

And then later I seen him at a Different train station screaming at people (me included, again) and trying to attack cars on a busy road so I had to call 000? Fun

Morning started with a guy going through some kind of mental health/drug induced episode screaming and pretending to punch me in the face (he connected with his own hand right in front of my face)

doing the opposite of social anxiety where I assume I am beloved by all

unfortunately I love the Melb comedy community everyone is so nice. And if they’re bitches I’m too oblivious to notice 🥰

I have tomodachi life and I have not been able to play yet.. torture

SW-8375-2551-3615 👀

Having an absolute nightmare of a day (tried to save a bird from traffic but it died)

had a little crash out I’m fine now

having a mild existential crisis at work, I need to be institutionalised

That is definitely one way to bait me into watching a YouTube video

normal girl

I really hate to look at Chris Pratt he’s like. The uncanny valley version of a handsome man. A medieval artist who has never seen a handsome man and is asked to draw one draws a picture of Chris Pratt

also my big confession is I really liked bereal, I liked seeing what my friends were up to at random times

I know someone could use it for evil but it hasn’t happened yet and it really does not give you any time to think about it so I feel like the risk is low

I think the cutest one I got was on American thanksgiving the person on the other end of the photo exchange took a photo of their whole family at the dinner table.. aw..

Photo exchange today: cats

my favourite nice online thing at the moment is an app called minutiae which is kinda like a bereal sorta thing except it just shows the photo you take to one random person and shows you their photo in return. It’s cute

Tweet showing a photo of an old gun with 4 barrels. When you need to shoot exactly four evenly spaced dudes Reply says say your prayers weezer

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u

#transdayofvisibility #tdov

The most trans way to celebrate

slept Awfully in the contraption btw. which is transphobic

I’ve decided it’s actually so funny that this is how I spent TDOV. Trans day of being hooked up to The Contraption

Thank you! It’s just a sleep study, gotta get some sleep while hooked up to The Contraption.

Getting uploaded into the computer

I miss drawing but I need to figure out a way to do it like.. quicker and simpler. Between my bad hand and my unmedicated brain I either lose focus or the ability to draw very quickly

crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading i want them to pay for what they've done

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www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows... you can watch it if you’re in Melb!

my friend made a short film that’s screening at MICF and I contributed