Altuve finally putting his foot down with this org is exactly what we need. He’s sick of the team not paying any of his friends and I respect the hell out of it

This nba on Christmas coverage by ESPN is a reminder of how much Zach Lowe is missed. So far an hour of proposing impossible fake trades and discussing legacies and zero talk about what makes any of the five games today interesting. Begging ESPN to actually talk about basketball here

Thanks for the work you do to keep children and teachers safer in schools. It doesn’t go unnoticed.

Somebody please tell me why the Astros traded Kyle Tucker and explain it to me like I’m 5 because it doesn’t make any sense.

At very worst he’s a 3 and D menace that can play small ball center. He’s gonna make a lot of money with that skillset

Name a more dynamic duo than the Warriors and getting every single call in Houston I’ll wait

Winner of best post of the day right here 😂

Wait how do you get on the Christmas card list???

His logic is that loving your wife makes you… gay?

I will never, ever get over this.

Got anything going on in Texas? My untrained eye says we could use some help here

But the Rockets and the Thunder were really fun all the way through the final buzzer

Ok this rockets team has to be the most fun in the league

I have no idea what happened to Manchester City but I’m also here and seated for their downfall

Not UH basketball blowing another lead by going completely stagnant on offense again. I’ve never seen that before

She either thinks incredibly lowly of safety in marriage or *very* highly of thank you cards

#Arsenal playing the most mental match of the season and it’s only halftime

Any Texans people you recommend following on this butterfly app?

Today I’m thankful for this platform and the people who have engaged with anything I’ve said on here. Let’s keep this the Good Place for as long as we can 🫡

Their defense leads to so much easy offense that they have good offensive numbers despite being just meh on that side of the ball

HOOK WOLVES-ROCKETS TO MY VEINS! HOU starters w/ Thompson for Green now +38 in 53 mins w/ a defensive rating of [SHRIEKING NOISE]. Green a little off-kilter on offense, even when he goes into pass-first mode the timing is sometimes like 5% off. Working on D though.

Oh no he lost the beef so bad he had to run to court

Reminder that the command center in Houston was called to *fix* the problem so the lazy sports cliche doesn’t really make sense

2017 World Series game 5 is the only answer

Grinding followers here is crazy. Anybody have a starter pack for decidedly average and untalented people that are funny (sometimes)? If you do, I know a guy 🙋🏻‍♂️

H-Town blue is BACK!!

Never agreed more with a music taste

Yordan Alvarez bat flip in game 6 of the 2022 World Series as Framber Valdez, Mauricio Dubon, and other Astros players pour out of the dugout to celebrate

Rockets are going to win the in-season tournament you heard it here first

Lance Berkman should be in the hall of fame so maybe him idk