This is going to be a long night...

[ Manifests a bag of chips and soda. ]

😈/: Look, Jesse is a weird hunter because he is an antichrist, and he was taken in by a witch.

The way he handles any monster capable of reason is... Trying to come to a peaceful resolution if possible.

If it doesn't work, well... Time for powers and gunpowder.

😈/: it sent me

Dean, that one is on my blood delivery list. She is mostly harmless and prevents people from overdosing, let her be.

[ Can he stop dealing with monsters in the weirdest possible way? Yes. Will he? No. ]

Why. Is. Everyone. So. Stupidly. Overconfident!?

Only downside of the bunker is I am so not allowed to order food.

... sure sure, call me when someone is bleeding

How to jinx a perfectly nice night

HOW MANY FUNKOS OF THAT GUY ARE THERE?! I should have said Playmobil.

SORRY

😈/: I am being massacred by typos time to eep

Alright... I have to admit it, the stupid anitihero is funny.

Hey! I gave you enough articulation to warrant at least an 80$ price tag!

Fuck it, I turning you into a funko pop.

I'll change him back after I get to finish this episode of Black Sails.

I may have "forgotten" to five him a voicebox.

You've had half a mind to smite me since I was eight years old, Castiel.

a picture of deadpool wearing a pirate hat and cape ALT: a picture of deadpool wearing a pirate hat and cape

[ Snaps his fingers just for theatrics before Deadpool turns into a figurine.

Don't ask about the pirate outfit, it just seemed fun to do. ]

Adam was pretty cool. Great kid. He is at the top of the "Other Antichrists" list.

Valid.

Can I do that too?

No, better not. Last time I did that while watching a TV show, I ended up in a universe where Good Omens exists.

Nice universe, though.

Sam, we need to start a union or something.

😈/: Man we need a Charlie Bradbury

Oh my fridged sweetheart

I get to be a little evil as a treat.

Because if I am not constantly entertained by something, I get bored and try to convince Jack to start doing weird shit to reality for a giggle.

A statue, then. Like the creepy ones from cemete- No, not that. It gives me Doctor Who flashbacks.

Dean, I am turning him into a toy soldier. Pick the size.

<--- That was the start to the worst day of his entire life. He has a right to be unreasonably salty about this.

. . .

YOU TRIED TO STAB ME. AT LEAST REMEMBER MY NAME.

... Jesse.

That's it. You are going back to the shelf.

😈/: Jesse baby it's been like 15 years, GET OVER IT