That tank needs a big stuffing and plenty of rubs 🤤

I did end up going to the prerelease and it was fun! The first guy I played was a little salty about all the removal I was running, but the other two folks were really nice and I ended up one of my matches!

I’ve been playing Magic since 2011 off and on and I’ve finally mustered up the courage to sign up for a prerelease event… but now it’s in an hour and my social anxiety is convincing me not to go lol

Luckily today is much better :)

Pweez 🥺🥺🥺

I am having a very bad day 😩

I go into a flow state whenever I think of dick sliding down my throat ✨🍆🧠✨

My fucking thighs and my waist are the same width 😂

Okay that looks like the comfiest thong?? Could you share where it’s from? 🙈

What about a bed time snack? 🤤

It is so disheartening that the worst and most disrespectful boss I’ve ever had is also a gay man.

Suddenly I’m feeling hungry 🤔

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Wouldst thou like a dump truck?

I make for a very good bating receptacle, you know… 👀

I would say that the strategies they give me don’t work for me.

Despite the cut, my legs do not want to stop hitting PRs every week lol

😭

Very excited to see it this week

Smellovision

Can I be a findom, but the only thing I drain from my subs are Magic The Gathering booster packs and singles? 🤔

I love how much everyone hates Cailou. I had no clue 😂

Thank you, Sir 😘

Thank you very much :)

Idk I think it would fit more perfectly in me 😈

I tried it a few times and it never felt as right as it has recently for some reason haha

💗✨*~please stop inviting me to the club~*✨💗

Let’s rub our heads together 😜

Gotta be the moistest egg in town 🥚

Sounds like me then 🙈