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[Moderator] and now, the time we turn to the audience to hear from the American people.

[Me, into mic] Could God create a coochie so tight it could grip even Him?

[JD Vance, turning red] oh w-wow uh, haha, uh based!

[The Pope] -ake it.

[Moderator] Sorry-

[The Pope] Take the shot! Take the shot!

Everyone freaks out when someone backs their car into one of their kids and nobody asks if maybe the kid sucks or has shitty politics or if the parent was really sleepy.

Hittite Mr beast: would you live for forty and forty days in the lands beyond the black sea my son. Would you do it for 1 chariot 2 jugs of wine 4 aegean vases 10 gold ingots 100 copper ingots 3 statuettes 1000 containers of grain my son? Let my son show he can live in those lands with longevity.

Hey pal, quit bustin my ass!

that super tall man creepin up behind a gal in It Follows

outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

[Kusinich] a new Feast has been called

Had anyone more considered that maybe Kash is just really sleepy sometimes?

Taro was an incredible photographer

Goddamn

There was an article circulating like a day or two ago where it looked like they'd conflated/ellided an actual Compton warehouse fire with an Amazon workers death, and another actual story about warehouse arson. Want to guess the source?

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The list of things posted as jokes that turn into great ideas is pretty long!

Bro! No! Don't put on the jade idol the mad Dutchman stole from the obscene reliquary of a cyclopean emperor! Oh my god, he's doing it! Broooooo!

Some of my Winterreise etchings

I think "appendix n" as a "suggested reading list" or "here's more of this vibe" is way less interesting than as a "here's all the weird shit that I thought about while making this."

Sent a slightly snitty email about nobody showing up to my calls, but I was looking at my saturday calls and not friday's.

Fuck 4k or 8k, I want 16k. I want to see pixels nobody has ever seen before.

When they try to put that chocolate sauce on my shit.

Enjoyers are like “oh now this I like”

Tossed Salad; Scrambled Eggs by pigsriot An RPG of Class, Shame, and Wine

i made a game where you play several frasiers trying to keep your idiot father from embarrassing you at a dinner party

pigsriot.itch.io/tossed-salad...

Id be fucking humiliated if the newspapers started printing pics of my weak ass plate.

Whatever you guys are prompting the AI, its great!

lol

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 1, Episode 1: King of The Road