let the guy watch his terrible sextape in peace I guess

Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of Yuki Sakamoto.

Hot

by a pokemon team no less

Man I remember seeing that test during HS history/civics. And yeah, zero of us could answer them all. Can you imagine Tiger Elephant Giraffe's attempt at these

a quarter pound or what

don't fall not pressure 🤔

Jacek Szynkarczuk, Polish (1979- ), Arka, 2017, oil on canvas, 170 x 110 cm, private collection

remember kids, when a pizza place has sizes in inches or centimeters, it's very misleading, because just like monitors they are measuring the diagonal length

@eizebasa.baby thinks this is a joke. Make sure to screenshot

vibe coded new firmware for my insulin pump to ensure maximum intercourse performance

pedestrians should also get one to use crosswalks. since they keep running right into the front of cars

guarantee he's tuned to Channel Titties by that expression

she saw these two spaces full of bros and concluded "they must be overlooking women, we can get it here" but they're all bros because it's dumb as hell brobait and don't get anything

Tron: Heresy

there's no one that young on this web site

according to Reddit¹, who says their uncle works at Nintendo²′³,

my son is also named Bort

he said friends not enemies

💀

name two

all fun and games until you steal some banker's Phylactery and they crumble to dust

after taking 4, intelligence is too high and you just discuss cutting-edge microbiology and mathematics instead of slamming anything

get on my level

Bivalvicular (muscles replaced by Mussels)

think it's (ugly) mince/mincemeat. and yeah that shit is delicious. close my eyes or whatever

some very illuminating discourse is happening in this thread

sorry I don't follow

I know. I ruined the setup for my Homer³ joke and now I'll never live it down 😭