Anyone hear from the Board of Peace lately?

Thought I'd bring her back out for a spin!

Does he have an earpiece feed with ChatGPT's free model streaming hallucination slop to him in real-time?

That's true! He must have looked up from his navel for a micro-second.

I think you meant "lied about ending," and not "claimed that he ended." It would be helpful if you called things what they are.

The State of the Union: the president is a corrupt demented sex criminal who tried to overthrow the constitution.

Before I look at or listen to any coverage - haven't watched or heard a peep - here's what I'd bet on in the "predictions market." A once credible media institution will use the word "defiant" in at least one headline while the non-right news shows will be covering SOTU as though it's biz as usual.

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"Other of the statutes which are also confirmed and fully allowed." I mean he knows his 1962 trade law very well so yeah, sounds legit!

"Other of the statutes...every of the ones!"

So if I understand the decaying pedo con man correctly, he's upset with and ashamed of SCOTUS (except the other sex offender guy and the Christofacist Opus Dei weirdo) for striking down tariffs and thereby making him more powerful but it's foreign interference and also Radical Left Dems and he's mad

I've seen that Post "interview" clip several times now and his story is so blatantly rehearsed. Who the fuck says "all pigeons and mice" or whatever he said, off the cuff? "It's New York," all that crap. And the interviewer oohs and aahs like she's listening to an erotic audiobook. Disgusting? Yep.

It’s weird how the White House can just blame a “staffer” for the racist post as if just any low level flunky can pretend to be the President of the United States at any random time.

A guy sprawled across a park bench, covered in piss and newspapers, just said the exact same thing to me! Uncanny.

James Comer is bringing Hillary Clinton before his committee to testify about Epstein despite having zero contact with him, but not Epstein’s neighbor Howard Lutnick who lied about his connections to Epstein over many years which is proven in the files.

Sidenote: who'd have ever thought a more repelling WH Press Sec than McKayleigh McKayleighleneneighay could be unleashed on the press corps?

Her shocked stare as Pete's logically stated, non-inflammatory, common sense answer is calmly delivered is priceless. If only she understood.

@washingtonpost.com "probe?"
What probe? You meant "cover up" right?

Oh, yeah, no. You meant to totally sane wash it. That's right. Fucking joke.

Didn't daddy say wokey is over and Iran's nuclears is over and that Epstein is over and that other things about very bad people is over and that America is hot and the greatest and windmills and stock and egg and asylums and Biden and Obama and *MAGA is having technical difficulties please stand by*

Break it down Seth

This motherfucker definitely over-pronounces the "wh" in "coolwhip"

I guess all those far-right small-dicked pieces of shit who told us for 50 years that they were on guard against a tyrannical government actually just liked shooting animals in the woods for fun

Headliney makey no sensey

It's outrageous. I mean, drunks gonna drink, but like...this dude wouldn't be able to pronounce his own name right now much less pass a breathalyzer.

"Guhrrehm Grahffmuh. Ah ha' wah jrink, ah sweh, ahffisah."

Straws: Key indicator for quality of life.

There's a "last straw" pun to make here but it's not funny and sadly, nowhere in sight. All-you-can-suck straw buffet, 24/7, at Adderall Don's Demented Snort-o-Copia

"So they'll need tanks now." - Coming soon

Just a reminder. Refresh my memory, the deceased was a peaceful loving sightseer at the Capitol that day, right?

So is that kid under executive order to never leave Oklahoma?

😆

The Epstein Files gettin' buried on the former site of the East Wing under the ballroom, bet.

So shouldn't that just be "Andrew," then, @cnn.com?

Or maybe "Andrew the Pederast," if you want some sort of official-sounding distinction.

If Trump would just release the damn Epstein files he wouldn’t have to shut down the government to distract from them.

So wait, he's banning the armed forces?