I would’ve died without this item

Drawers that clamp to desk and hang below it

It’s Instagram ads for me. But hey now I’ve got two small drawers hanging from my desk

George Benson - On Broadway (12'' version) ℗ 1978 YouTube video by Antony Rosano

Don’t think I ever heard this full version with bonus guitar solo until now

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Happy to! My feed needs more cute animals to balance out all the political commentary

They do, it’s just now they *can* lie

Omg loving these ladies. Such a vibe—thx!

And just the one song about Medieval Women. Sad really

The terms of service agreement you checked off when you bought your plane ticket gave all LA drivers the right to hit you with their car

Reddit has still got it

There is definitely a critical mass of them in Burbank for some reason 🙄

A car with a vanity license plate that reads “El Car”

There’s still good in this world

*correction: other side of abbey road is George benson—also great!

Wes Montgomery did a few albums of Beatles songs and they’re pretty great 60’s/70’s ephemera. Check out “The Other Side of Abbey Road”

I fuck with those last two depending on who’s doing them

My actual favorite Christmas song is “This Christmas.” Best one in my opinion and it is not close. That’s the only one I’d listen to all year round

Look, it takes a lot of balls to name your Christmas song “The Christmas Song,” but it is indeed a very good Christmas song

…didn’t I?

damn that’s good

His bit about the restaurant in Italy is one of those instagram reels I can never skip. It’s perfect

Black and white cat rested on the back of a chair

Mask and Mantle, just like my old girl Cami!

I’m just glad something’s getting filmed!

Nothing rhymes with “cromulent” though

Glad I got mine in before the rush!

As long as you don’t strike the same rib twice in succession, yet producing two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something?

Crossing the streets in a European city: I’m not afraid I’m not afraid must assert dominance I’m not afraid

Car with vanity license plate reading “Pun Dad”

Redundant

At least now that deepfakes are a thing the Shaggy defense can finally hold water

He heard you mention that you had eyes in the back of your head and he wanted to one-up you

You complain now but in a few decades you’ll have her to thank for the beautiful eyeball orchard in your living room