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Posts by Octopus before the sea

I'm Australian and I hate how we shorten words.

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I refuse to call it that!

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the chicago pope is over on twitter being christlike and everyone's biblesplaining him in the replies lol

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Think about how many brains are being absolutely COOKED by sycophancy right now

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new yorker headline: THIS EASTER, AN AMERICAN POPE CONFRONTS AN AMERICAN WAR

new yorker headline: THIS EASTER, AN AMERICAN POPE CONFRONTS AN AMERICAN WAR

*movie trailer guy voice*

2 weeks ago 9875 1764 114 63

Anyone else as confused as I?

What was the point of a national address that tells us what we already know 🤦🏻‍♀️

Enjoy your Easter cos things are going to be more rubbish the other side of it wasn't on my list of probable address topics.

#auspol

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BINGO CARD

BINGO CARD

MY FELLOW QLDERS, DO NOT FORGET TONIGHT'S ALBROADCAST IS 6PM DUE TO SOUTHERN STATES INABILITY TO ADOPT NEW TECHNOLOGY.
-==DON'T FORGET TO SCULL A COLD ONE WITH THE AUSPOL BINGO CARD==-

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(below an image of Pedro Pascal) “I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.” - Pedro Pascal

(below an image of Pedro Pascal) “I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.” - Pedro Pascal

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Thank you for cheering up my timeline! What a beautiful cat with a lovely smile.

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Good morning & welcome to Whiskers Wednesday.

Worry has a habit of turning little things into looming shadows.
But shadows can only exist where there is still light.

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The PM will this evening make an address to the nation.

He was to announce that extra terrestrials had made contact with the people of Earth.

However, after a brief discussion they thought better of it and went home.

#auspol

3 weeks ago 6 3 1 0

He doesn't even own a pet

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Autistic woman’s quarterly rebrand just same old suffering with new haircut An autistic woman’s quarterly rebrand has failed to alter her miserable existence apart from making her hair look slightly different, eyewitnesses have claimed. Pippa Durham, 33, who experiences the…

An autistic woman’s quarterly rebrand has failed to alter her miserable existence apart from making her hair look slightly different, eyewitnesses have claimed.

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Text on a dark green background. Text reads "International Women's Day" and "Stand up for All Women"

The Scottish Trans and Equality Network logos are on the bottom.

Text on a dark green background. Text reads "International Women's Day" and "Stand up for All Women" The Scottish Trans and Equality Network logos are on the bottom.

IWD 2026's theme is 'Give to Get'. Giving can mean many things - time, money, or support. To us it means giving our voices in solidarity with all women facing increasing hostility, from online misogyny to attacks on bodily autonomy.

When we give our solidarity, we get our collective liberation.

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The fuck kind of answer is this

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A poster with pastel word bubble floating around the title which reads "unmasking might look like", "requesting accommodations", "communicating differently - working out your authentic & preferred style", "wearing headphones", "stimming", "choosing not to be in overwhelming spaces", "more parallel play", "setting boundaries", "safe foods", "using less eye contact", "saying 'no' to stuff", "exploring different style options e.g. low maintenance, sensory-friendly, fun, comfortable, colorful, neutral.", "learning to listen to your body"

A poster with pastel word bubble floating around the title which reads "unmasking might look like", "requesting accommodations", "communicating differently - working out your authentic & preferred style", "wearing headphones", "stimming", "choosing not to be in overwhelming spaces", "more parallel play", "setting boundaries", "safe foods", "using less eye contact", "saying 'no' to stuff", "exploring different style options e.g. low maintenance, sensory-friendly, fun, comfortable, colorful, neutral.", "learning to listen to your body"

Unmasking can be incredibly hard, anybody got stories on that they want to share?

#meme #anarchism #anarchyMeme #ActuallyAutistic #masking #autism #neurodivergence #ND #neurodivergent #ableism

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Absolutely fucking not, you psychotic freaks.

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Me (bursting into the room): Who the fuck is John and what are you doing with him on March 16th?

My Christian girlfriend: This isn’t working.

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Good morning welcome to Tippetty tap tap Thursday

You don’t have to be perfect every day
One off day doesn’t define your journey.

Take life one day at a time, reset gently, and get back in the saddle when you’re ready.

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“someone give me the first sentence for a fiction piece i'm about to write. i have no idea”

Sarah replied:

“The angry honk of a goose woke him up. Dave had no idea how it'd got into his hotel room, nor why the sofa was covered in a mound of potatoes. But one thing was for certain, his name wasn't really Dave.”

“someone give me the first sentence for a fiction piece i'm about to write. i have no idea” Sarah replied: “The angry honk of a goose woke him up. Dave had no idea how it'd got into his hotel room, nor why the sofa was covered in a mound of potatoes. But one thing was for certain, his name wasn't really Dave.”

I do try to be helpful! I want to read the rest of this…

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This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

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A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

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Javier Bardem, Tilda Swinton and Adam McKay Among 81 Names to Sign Open Letter Criticizing Berlin Film Festival for ‘Silence’ on Gaza: ‘We Are Dismayed’ (EXCLUSIVE) Javier Bardem, Tilda Swinton and Adam McKay are among the names to sign the letter criticizing the Berlin Film Festival's 'silence' on Gaza

Javier Bardem, Tilda Swinton and Adam McKay Among 81 Names to Sign Open Letter Criticizing Berlin Film Festival for ‘Silence’ on Gaza: ‘We Are Dismayed’
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Needs more cats

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Hungary: Pride organiser faces prison in latest attack on LGBTI rights We uncover truth and hold the powerful to account. Take action, donate and join the Amnesty movement to protect human rights.

“Rather than being threatened with a criminal sentence, he should be commended for his courage in organising the largest Pécs Pride in history.”

Solidarity with Géza Buzás-Hábel and the many other activists in Hungary fighting for their freedoms. Everyone should be free to celebrate Pride.

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Night night sweet dreamies

Life feels so heavy lately
There’s so much pressure, failure, doubt, and disappointment in ourselves
The only thing that keeps us going is the thought, “it will pass”

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but there’s always another chance to try again

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When politicians will not speak - people must. The city belongs to all voices. #publicsydney

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Good morning and welcome to tuna Tuesday

Never underestimate the little ways you include others.

Those quiet gestures can make someone feel noticed, seen, and truly cared for.

They may seem small to you,
but to someone else, they can mean everything.

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trigger: death, murder, disability

 the murder of 2 brothers with Autism in Australia by their parents should enrage you. It was no act of love by their parents. The news post report that the teens had “a series of disabilities”, and that the parents were “overwhelmed.” Fuck off... that is no justification for murdering them. 

I am so angry that disabled lives are seen as so much less, like always, but especially lately.

pink background with black arial text that reads trigger: death, murder, disability the murder of 2 brothers with Autism in Australia by their parents should enrage you. It was no act of love by their parents. The news post report that the teens had “a series of disabilities”, and that the parents were “overwhelmed.” Fuck off... that is no justification for murdering them. I am so angry that disabled lives are seen as so much less, like always, but especially lately.

trigger: death, disability, murder

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As we mourn the murders of autistic teens Otis and Leon Clune at the hands of their parents, we are forced to again state that however difficult it may be for families to support their disabled loved ones, murder is never excusable. There are always other options. Always.

tinyurl.com/NoExcusesTPGA

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