Not me debating what to wear to meet my sponsor tomorrow for the first time…

Today as I was filling my gas, I went inside to get the receipt (machine was out of paper) and they had a chart on the register on how rounding works to a nickel since the penny is dying off.

Is this not common knowledge anymore?

I organized my iPhone apps today. Wish me luck remember my organization folders!

You can be a horse if you want to.

After watch D20: On a Bus S2, I understand why I have never been invited to play DND.

Good Morning.

We overcame it and did it!

Like mother like daughter.

Now I can open Bsky without fear!

Hahahahahhaah. Throwback!

At least I didn’t have to hide huge dildos

My mom has been helping me and staying with me for 18 days as my shoulder heals.

She leaves today and I love her but I’m ready to have my space back.

Yes please

Why.

I wish there was a filter to search restaurants if they serve Coke vs Pepsi.

😝😝😝

Good FCF to you and yours.

Posterior shoulder dislocation.

First day of physical therapy!

Welcome to the team, sport!

I still can't believe it took me so long to finally try wearing thongs...

IT’S NEW TASKMASTER SEASON DAY!

What’s the best utensil to stir the pot?

What are we humping this hump day?

Why am I getting spam calls at 3am now? You’d think they’d have the tech to know what time zone I’m in.

Where is my Marc Jacob’s Bang though?

Why does grindr have its own brand of ed meds?

So Iran bombed a place I spent my middle school years at.

a black background with the number 20 and a bunch of robots ALT: a black background with the number 20 and a bunch of robots

20 Days!

It’s a new day in the work room.