Even extremely mid genre films used to be genuine MOVIES, man. 😵

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

It's bizarrely not screening at our only real IMAX, but I'm seeing it in a few hours at the best Lie-MAX we've got. CAN'T WAIT.

"That'll put some sookie in your dookie!" (I'm cackling just typing it.)

how is this literally happening in real life

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

My takeaway from the pandemic is that people were way more traumatized by the interruption to their lives than by all the death and I don’t think people want to think about that because, man, it’s really uncomfortable!

What If “Doctor Who” Was American? Smug Mode imagines what would the Time Lord’s 13 incarnations look like if the show was made across the pond.

Buzzfeed did this around the 50th anniversay for *all* of the Doctors up to that point. They also cast Wilder as AU Tom Baker. www.buzzfeed.com/newu456/what...

They’re so desperate to post the 10 Commandments everywhere and yet somehow, even more desperate to violate them.

This reminds me of the time I went to city hall with my moms to register their civil union, and the clerk looked confused and then asked if I was marrying my mom. That made more sense to her than me being their son.

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth gave a sermon (❗) at the Pentagon (‼️) where he quoted a fake Bible verse (⁉️) from Pulp Fiction (‼️). In his sermon, SECDEF embodied a hitman (‼️) who works for a crime lord (‼️) who murders his business partner (‼️) as an analogy for Donald Trump's war with Iran (⁉️).

Viktor Orban accomplished so much of what the Trump movement wants to accomplish here

he ruled for 16 years and rewrote the rules in his favor

and still, they threw him out

and you know what? they did it by voting

don’t let anyone tell you voting doesn’t matter

The Pope is WEAK on crime is so gd funny; I am HOWLING

"The new administration will prosecute and convict the old, criminal administration" is a winning argument!

And yet little girls are expected to see themselves in boy-centered stories ALL THE DANG TIME.

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1997)

Seed of Chucky (2004)

Horror franchises really used to say "OK now let's do a John Waters one."

We’re living under a racist fascist kleptocracy and @nytimes.com is asking the hard hitting journalistic questions.

#heatedrivalry

Automatic draft registration: streamlined, efficient.

Automatic voter registration: creeping deep state tyranny.

Shocked. I'm completely shocked right now.

When Trump said "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters" he was being modest.

Kurt Russell as Snake Plisken dropping the line "Get a new president."

Once again, Snake Plisken is on point.

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

Can’t do anything without House Republicans and 20 Republican senators willing to vote to convict.

Republicans are the only people that can stop him now

Headlines: US Indexes open lower as Trump threatens to wipe out "a whole civilization" US oil prices top $116 a barrel The market, the Fed, and the economy are ignoring war risks US assets and gold are being sold offshore as the world scrambles to afford higher oil prices

None of those "here's what it will be like" warnings from 2016 went far enough

Coward after coward asked “what’s the harm in humoring him?” and now here we are

Keep in mind that Trump's threats communicated in his tweets are themselves war crimes.

i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

Many is the time where one has been enthralled with the story of Jesus being shot down on Golgotha on Friday, running for his life and hiding in the caves nearby over the weekend, only to be rescued by Nazarene Special Forces on Sunday.