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Posts by Baldacious Crumb

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idk, is this anything?

Sorry in advance to any and all Lurtz-luvvas out there.
I make fun, but really he is waaay easier on the eyes than any settler.

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What Radicalized You?

Panel 1
A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk.
Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us.
Woman: But we made record profits last quarter.

Panel 2
A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him.
Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it.

Panel 3
A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him.
Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy.
Man: What weapon?
Cop: Stop resisting!

Panel 4
Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed.
Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

What Radicalized You? Panel 1 A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk. Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us. Woman: But we made record profits last quarter. Panel 2 A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him. Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it. Panel 3 A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him. Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy. Man: What weapon? Cop: Stop resisting! Panel 4 Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed. Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

Enough is enough.

Bonus panel on Patreon!

4 days ago 2126 489 45 25

In sincerely believe that Barack Obama's presidency (despite it being a stable enough time for anybody not attending an afghan wedding) was so psychologically upsetting to white America's ego that they carried the pedophile warmonger all the way to the white house on a stream of their icky tears.

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That Warlock on the left there- probably my fave Eldar mini.
Aesthetically pleasing to me (and solid enough to bounce unharmed off a poured concrete floor)

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

More of em too! :3
Pratchett was prolific, quick AND good. A real trifecta talent that man.

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Do these dumb greedy animals know they can’t take their wealth with them when they die and can’t even exhaust it before they die? Mentally ill bunch of bastards.

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I must say, unlike the Labour party, i'd truly rather attack wealth :3

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0
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Health Groups Reiterate Warnings About Palantir Involvement In NHS - PopularResistance.Org A recent briefing by health and human rights organizations, including Medact and Just Treatment, raises alarm over spy-technology firm Palantir’s involvement in the British National Health Service (NHS). For years, health workers and patients have been warning against the company gaining ground in healthcare through the introduction of the Federated Data Platform (FDP), which could allow it to coopt sensitive data for non-health-related purposes like policing and immigration enforcement. The report details concerns about Palantir’s involvement in human rights abuses – particularly its cooperation with the Israeli occupation throughout the genocide in Gaza and support of ICE operations in the US.

popularresistance.org/health-group...

4 weeks ago 42 24 1 0
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Cops, judges, TSA, if there’s a uniform to sport while being a dick, ICE will wear it

4 weeks ago 213 67 2 4

enjoy!

i had so much fun figuring out smears. now that my animation productions are entirely within blender's ecosystem, making unique, one off models for a single frame is super simple as I don't need to worry about importing it into a game engine like I would for a game cutscene :]

1 month ago 1313 187 15 4

Yep! I sure did!

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I, Baldacious Crumb, genuinely full-throatedly endorse this sentiment and wish for this to be done irl, yesterday even, and would wish for Hogsex to hurt the entire time he was dangling, all the way to the humiliating end.

Pls, rightoids and tone-policing libs :3
Use this to smear me :D Do it!

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Hey DOGE wait up, I’ve got some ideas on “reducing spending”

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A hard message beautifully animated

QuitSmoking dot Com - Kill the Habit (2012, USA) from studio Make

1 month ago 376 102 12 2

So smooooth :3
and potentially very versatile - this pistol packin' primate could represent a lot of things worth quitting, like capitalism, colonialism, bigotry, pollution, ai, aipac, and facebook

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
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faithslayer202 › Britain 2d
Sentenced to 2 years in jail for putting tomato soup on glass, which took 10 seconds to wipe off.
Not in Iran, in the UK.
People added a community note 1d
Part of the Just Stop Oil activists organization.
Threw tomato soup at a Vincent Van Go ... more

faithslayer202 › Britain 2d Sentenced to 2 years in jail for putting tomato soup on glass, which took 10 seconds to wipe off. Not in Iran, in the UK. People added a community note 1d Part of the Just Stop Oil activists organization. Threw tomato soup at a Vincent Van Go ... more

Tell me again about how you think your country cares about women.

www.threads.com/@faithslayer...

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Nah, Israel does a good enough job demonising itself.

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Oh no it's very true, Generals, Oil company CEOs and AIPAC are all well known to enjoy wearing pretty frocks in their spare time.

Alright but seriously, what the fuck is this amusingly delusional chud even yammering about :3

1 month ago 1 1 0 0

That's not good enough. I want Giga Deportations of anyfucker who still supports the mincing child-molesting warmonger, to the surface of Venus.

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What maverick hero intern at the Daily Heil of all places decided to say something so completely accurate..

1 month ago 2 0 0 0

Idk, it could be productive and good.
(anyone remember the part in Dune with the poison gas tooth?)

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At this point, anyone right of center needs to somehow prove to me that they aren't a nonce.

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I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

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"It cost 400,000 dollahs, to firre dis wepun.. for twelve secunds."

A several second deathfart from a US naval rotary cannon outdoes the seemingly absurd TF2 joke about ammo expenses.

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That's the thinnest little penciled-on pedostache I ever did see.

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Check out the m̶̞̮̉ȅ̷̪t̵̢͉̒͐ḧ̸̗́͗ ̵͖̈́̾s̵̥̓ͅt̶̟̓ả̴̧̙̍r̷̩̈́̔e̶͈͊ on his pal to the right, like (⊙◇⊙ )

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One produces software your government probably uses to spy on you, and much of the world's shittiest EDM.

Again, not North Korea.

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