my man have I got some theses to introduce you to

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

Literally the fastest way to lose my respect is to utter the phrase "AI Tool". Like, bye forever.

Everything is fake. I hate it.

I get that the economy is technically doing well by lots of metrics but it does feel very bad and unfair that absolutely everything is a scam for Nazis now.

I need someone to explain disordered eating to every man alive. Like, please eat food. You're crankier than you think you are.

I am also unsure if those are two people or not...

I mean, both are pretty fucking funny.

When we were like younger, my brother didn't want believe me when I told him what guys were like, because they never did it around him.

Then he saw it for himself when he came to a thing late. Folks are often awful when they don't think someone with power can see what they're up to. :(

*scribbles notes*

In his first 100 days, Zohran Mamdani has:

-Delivered millions in restitution for workers cheated by gig companies
-Cracked down on predatory landlords
-Launched the first stage of a universal childcare program
-Fixed thousands of potholes in NYC streets

This is what leadership looks like.

"Turns out students aren't great at asking questions well." No fucking shit. Literally any educator could tell you that. 90% of my job as a high school librarian is trying to figure out what kids actually want versus what question they asked.

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"I'm [NAME] from [PLACE, ZIP]. I'm calling to urge the Senator/Rep to contact Adm. Correll & remind him that he has the same legal obligation as any soldier to refuse an illegal order from this Commander in Chief."

she said - and the whole room really seemed to feel this one right in the chest - that Democrat politicians are historically much more concerned with trying not to lose than they are with trying to win, which is the reason for the lack of courage we all feel so acutely and she did explicitly name

This is the face of a lunar scientist who has just been told that the #Artemis II crew saw SEVERAL impact flashes (the flashes when meteors hit the lunar surface) in real time 😃 🌓💥

Today in the Spring Tiny Wedding game, we're playing fey-softball. I'm wearing my best and gayest tank top and a snapback and got read for filth by my DM about the Tevas I definitely own. LOL

"For all we know, at this very moment, somewhere far beyond all those distant stars, Benny Russell is dreaming of us."
- Cmdr./Cpt. Benjamin Sisko, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 🖖🏾

Gosh he's weird.

And I am back to yelling at the book. Things are going amazing. (This book is really good.) I think the last time I yelled this much about a book it was a Patricia Briggs joint. Though that only happened at the end.

@ilonaandrews.bsky.social Reading This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me and just got to a part that had me yelling. Ooooh. This book is so good! I'm not even finished!

I will stay big mad that California failed to close this loophole.

... I hope everyone that caused this situation has mysterious tummy troubles til the day they die.

VIENNA SAUSAGES??? TWO WHOLE DOLLARS??? That's wild!

It's almost like they should have kept the hybrid conference approach.

permanently etched into my soul

Imagine claiming to be a Star Trek fan while expressing disdain for at least 90% of what Star Trek is (and always has been)

Is that even up to us mortals?

Tweet by @/humanhouseplant "I'm an alpha male" no, you're not. Your an ass that thinks talking over people makes you important. Do you even know what an alpha does?? They feed and protect their pack. Where's your fanny pack full of cheesy crackers, Steve" Tweet 2 "If you are out with your buds and don't have ibuprofen, Neosporin, and cheesy crackers with you, you are not an alpha"

Reminds me of this banger tweet.

Turns out Christian Nationalism doesn’t involve the very basic Christian tenets of feeding the hungry and welcoming the stranger.