Reds saw you laughing about their run differential and said “okay, bet (but not in, like, a Pete Rose way.)”

KE’BRYAN HAYES HIT

Elly. Web gem.

The Rece Hinds Renaissance!

it should absolutely not take that much to get Elly home from starting the inning on second either but one problem at a time

He’s trying not to show it, but Elly clearly tweaked something in his shoulder on the slide

Absolutely unbelievable

Reds ABS challenge philosophy today has been positively atrocious

“John, what is a ‘Golden K-Pop Demon Hunter?’”

I really enjoy when Sadak gets to flex some modern pop culture knowledge to Cowboy

Ke’Bryan Hayes 0-2 so far today, dropping his batting average to .058 and somehow he’s not the worst hitter in the game today

do the reds just not challenge in the first half of the game

Underrated part of the Bengals trading for Dexter Lawrence is that I don’t have to wait for the Bengals first round pick on draft night and can go to bed when I want to

the bengals did HWHAT

The Reds lose that game last year

Still hate the bunt

I hate the bunt

Always a good night when you’ve got a Geno-Jim Day postgame interview

Remember, the whole internet sees when you reply to the SPC when a moderate risk comes out

let’s get this place DUSTY

Look at this unit

GIVE IT TO HIM

Been a tough run of luck for the defense-first third baseman hitting all of .073

vibes? good.

Sal Stewart? More like ROY Stewart.

Mark Pope whiffing so much the Reds are about to sign him to play in left field

I thought CES was gonna be good, man

Hinds-57 szn in Cincinnati again

The texts have arrived!

The Reds broadcast is now double-boxing the game with a woman who’s walking in place in the very last row of the park