It's also a problem for accessibility. For example, screen readers cannot read text that is in images.

There is no need to reinvent the wheel here. Write well-structured content that is clear and precise, that has always been my advice to customers.

As far as I know, only Idaho has a specific law against cannibalism.

Human cannibalism is not illegal in 49 states in the USA. I still don't advise anyone to try it.

Was the agent on speakerphone? Speakerphone always gets bonus points from me, it's the height of obnoxiousness.

This is what it looks like when searching from Finland: