a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror
found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page
Sounds like mom hates taxonomy…
Fine, until kid chooses to obsess over bugs.
Wait till mom finds out how many species of beetles there are. She’ll wish for a dinosaur kid then!
Hey Bluesky. I just posted my first article on Substack. And this makes my first Bluesky post. Check it out and share it if you like
Let the games begin. 🙃
www.therealmccabe.com/p/kash-patel...
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.
Get excited.
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...
COMMISSION COMPLETE FOR @n30npum4.bsky.social !!
Thank you for letting me experiment a bit with your silly man hehehe
Michael Rapaport Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row Bedbugs
Michael Rapaport Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row Bedbugs theonion.com/michael-rapaport-gives-k...
Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!
Three on the tree?
@1978montecarlo.bsky.social
We are gonna chip in and get you this rad beauty for your birthday.
Happy birthday!
Duuuude, it was good when warm (melty) and cool (crunchy) absolutely worth the calories.
Now I'm searching for milled chia seeds for protein shakes. My old doc advised them, says he uses them. Miss my old Austin doc so much, he's a hunk: www.instagram.com/dr.beardmd/
Accidentally spilled two tablespoons of mini-semi-sweet chocolate chips in my oatmeal this week. No idea how it happened.
I don't know if you are an R. A. Lafferty fan but he can explain this behavior. Popular political memory is managed by the Tele-Pantographic Distorter.
What we call shoddy AI is actually a manifestation of that device from "What's the Name of That Town?" Very soon the term trump card will vanish.
When I built my big bull suit my arm seam at the bodysuit had a gap so I cut some long pile contrasting fur in a diamond gusset and stitched it in. Yay for armpit fur!
Orange pink and blue sunrise looking NE on the Columbia River in Astoria, OR. Green foursquare house with dormers middle right of image, rolling green lawn lower left foreground with river and sky filling background.
Woke up way too early today cuz couldn’t sleep past 5. Took a shower and caught a pretty spiffy sunrise over the Columbia.
Sneaky tiger peeking around a tree. The tiger may also be farting, difficult to rule it out from just his expression. Snow covered ground in background.
I do not love the Costco shopping experience, especially on a crowded Sunday.
What I do love is prowling around the store and cutting as many sulfurous and regret-filled farts as I can in every aisle being blocked by slow shoppers.
I ate random leftovers before going to store: thus mega gassy.
Orange striped cat slippers with cat tail up and cat looking back at you, plus other “markings”
Don’t ever change Amazon.
Orange cat slippers for the win.
@jortsthecat.bsky.social
Cute tiger paw slippers with white toes and claws
Too warm for summer but as winter house slippers maybe?
They seem sufficiently tigery.
@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com
Please tell me you’ve seen the Jackahawk!
This is outstanding.
youtu.be/MdVYA17CyCM
moonch moonch
Beastars ビースターズ bara tiger muscle furry barafurry
The headmaster should strong too to be an headmaster of a big school 3
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Headmaster Gon ( ゴン ) from Beastars / Beast Complex
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Ep. 43 "Feline Fall"
Page 1 of a legal Judgment document from the United States District Court, District of Oregon for Case No. 6:25-cv-02409-MTK, filed on 04/18/26. The plaintiffs are listed as "STATE OF OREGON, et al.," and the defendants are "ROBERT F. KENNEDY, JR., in his official capacity as Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services, et al." The document is from United States District Judge Kasubhai. It outlines that final judgment is entered in favor of the Plaintiffs on Counts I, II, III, and IV. Item 3 states the Court holds unlawful, sets aside, and vacates the "Declaration of the Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services RE: Safety, Effectiveness and Professional Standards of Care for Sex-Rejecting Procedures on Children and Adolescents".
Page 2 of a legal judgment document for Case 6:25-cv-02409-MTK, filed on April 18, 2026. The text outlines a court order declaring that defendants lack the authority to unilaterally establish standards of care that supersede professionally recognized standards for gender-affirming care in the Plaintiff States. It permanently enjoins defendants and their agents, including the HHS-OIG, from enforcing the "Kennedy Declaration" against providers in those states. The document is dated April 18, 2026, and is signed by United States District Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai.
Huge news: the court has entered final judgement in Oregon v Kennedy (HHS trans youth care ban) and has vacated the Kennedy declaration and permanently enjoined its enforcement to target gender clinics.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
It you
bsky.app/profile/sodd...
A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
what does love feel like to you?
Again.
Actions >>> Words.
Screaming at the Internet doesn’t solve any problem whatsoever. Esp when the audience is already at hyper burnout.
www.instagram.com/reel/DXQZUOA...
自慢の筋肉を見せてくれるが、大きくて若干引き伸びている下着の方にも目が行ってしまうね
というシチュ
