'Tis regrettable, but sometimes one must resort to fighting fire with fire.

I would have happily gone for years politely, neutrally ignoring each other until my hand was forced! 🤷‍♀️

HOWEVER....

The moment I catch wind of someone actively trying to screw me over, Petty Betty comes out to fucking play.

Do I feel a little bit bad about feeding my petty demons when this happens?
Yes.

But not bad enough to stop me from slowly, secretly, ruining my new enemies' lives 😇

There is a very petty side of me that I try not to feed.

I will always try to default to being polite, being fair, being professional. Even—or especially! — towards people I don't like.

Because I know it would be very easy to be overly cruel when I let my dislike of someone run my interactions.

trans obama be like

uhhh let me be claire

🎶 Beddy-bye nappy-poo
You know that I love you
I can't help myself
I love sleep with nobody else 🎵

"I'm making those choices to appeal to men, and these dudes are too, but they got there from incel philosophy trickling into the culture.

They removed women from their aesthetic calculus because they hate them."

Swimmy Todd the Demon Narwhal of Fleet Reef was p e r f e c t

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Oh, so when drag queens and pop stars serve cunt, they're Mother. But when I, Hannibal Lecter,

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

The white flag, aka the official flag of the Confederacy

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

This is what radicalized me as a native of color Seeing them send fire hoses attack dogs and sound cannons on water and land defenders during Standing rock

Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption:

"The highest quality video of the moon was just released…
so beautiful

* Artemis II"

It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.

throwback to a few years ago when easter, passover, and ramadan all overlapped on margaret thatcher's death day

My lord, Gandalf the Grey is coming.
He is not welcome.

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

A horse eyeing a cake that says "Happy 30th Birthday." It is covered in M&Ms, and has a single carrot in the top, in lieu of a candle.

A horse eyeing a white-frosted cake, covered with rainbow sprinkles in the shape of the number 31. There is a carrot in lieu of a candle.

A brown horse, eating a slice of cake on a plate, being held in a hand.

A brown horse, visibly happy, his lips covered in white frosting.

Since people seem to be extremely into the horse-cake photo...here are his 30th and 31st birthday cakes, and a before-and-after of him eating a slice. There was always singing and sometimes balloons. He died just short of his 34th birthday, a good, long life for a horse.

Give the horse cake!

The people have spoken! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Largest study of its kind shows AI assistants misrepresent news content 45% of the time – regardless of language or territory An intensive international study was coordinated by the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) and led by the BBC

What a time to be alive www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

A My Little Tony doll, which is a my little pony which is the body of a pony and the head of the dude on the pizza box. The Pizza man. I have changed the logo for my little pony to say my little tony

Woke up from a dream (Nightmare?) this morning. The toy that was all the rage with the kids was “my little Tony” dolls. I had to exorcise this thought, I'm so sorry.

boba tea? no thanks im drinking kiki tea

(nerds gummy clusters in a white monster energy)

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

WAIT, THAT'S YOUR WIFE?
Joy did my taxes last year!

Sorry, yelling.

Anyway, everyone, if you need a tax professional, she's great!

Has anyone asked Pope Leo what he thinks about Daredevil? He’s the first pope who might plausibly have Daredevil opinions

Yes. Autistic/ADHD

I'm a really adventurous eater with very few food limits, nothing that could at all be considered picky.
Very occasionally I meet a texture I don't like, but, like, sometimes neurotypicals meet a texture they don't like!

There's not ONE way to be autistic.

teaser image for Dune 3, except it's called Doug, and Paul and Chani are replaced with Doug and Patti

Fuck.
It's 4am, and I'm laying naked on the bathroom floor because the meat sweats have come to get me.

I think I'm getting too old for ayce Korean BBQ.

I smell like meat
(just came back from acye kbbq)

At this point, no one has any excuse to support the Harry Potter franchise. The only conclusion to be drawn from adults who still engage with the media is that dead trans people are an acceptable price to pay for their nostalgia.