many of you

Back after about a month off lifting 😬🫠🥲 it was not pleasant

Let me talk my shit in peace @bsky.app

Just had the most primal urge to private quote tweet something GIVE ME THE FEATURES

My body is like 90% recovered from the race, but the bottoms of my feet are still so bruised I can’t run 😭

Big Mistakes is so good

Wait this was actually so stupid and fun

Finally over a little post race sickness which means ass is finally back on the menu, boys

Ma’am you’re gonna see god

Come measure me

Let’s gooooooo!!!!!

Death, taxes, Ryan Murphy fucking up a show

I'd go to prison for announcing "This Ryan Murphy show will end unsatisfactorily!"

No I stayed far from his wrath, I was just unfollowed

Gotta take a close look of those bathroom selfies where the door is in frame

A real diva who kept it pushing even when they were more annoying than a group of geese

I used to have an oomf with anger issues and I kinda miss him cause he would just block people for breathing the wrong way and the drama of it all was fabulous

I assume you’re short until proven otherwise now. Been fooled too many times by my tiny kings

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How are YOU celebrating 4/20 today?

People find their whole purpose in outrage, and their lives will be bitter and lonely

It is 2026 and television stations still do not know how to broadcast a marathon properly. At this point let me direct the damn program!

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Thank you

this is about the women's race btw

If an american wins the marathon I'll post butt

I asked you not to tell anyone!

I’m already celebrating

Don’t forget to leave weed out for Martha Stewart tonight it’s 4/20 eve

Exactly the info I was looking for, thank you!