Something very funny about listening to bbno$ while reading a historical fiction about Richard the Lionheart

“I was trying to type ‘White House’ but accidentally typed ‘Shite House’, and you can’t tell me that I’m not onto something.”

Love to wait an hour and a half to speak to 111 just to end up not being taken seriously by a fucking man lmao

re: chuck norris

The image is an infographic that compares election rules in global democracies (referred to as the norm) with those in the United States (labeled as an extreme outlier). It highlights significant differences in campaign duration, spending limits, and campaign restrictions.

The US is trapped in a permanent election cycle; it’s not an accident. Binary parties, unlimited money, and nonstop campaigning are exhausting generations of voters and blocking true governance.

This is an important read on how democracy should work.
www.patreon.com/posts/electi... #BindingChaos

Fell asleep for approximately 15 minutes and then realised the mischief gremlins (Peach and Bam) broke into the mf bathroom to eat plants. Cool and good.

If you’re going to destroy the environment with ChatGPT; can you stop asking questions that experts have already written books about, and ask about unanswered mysteries like “why is there still shit on this toilet paper after I wiped my ass fifty times”.

I was correct I am not in fact handling the level of sad well (cried over a grilled cheese today)

People looooove to cancel on me lmao

My only remaining grandfather is deteriorating “very quickly” and I cannot handle the level of sad that is going to come from this

Like I’m not gonna say I didn’t fuck up too but at least I don’t have any r*pist friends, I guess?

Like how do I even ask that I’m a grown adult and it’s not like I haven’t tried to reach out but holy shit that person literally blew up my life bc they wanted to stay friends w a r*pist???

Dear Bluesky how to ask a friend if we don’t talk anymore bc they’re now friends with someone who fell out with me multiple years ago and got to spin whatever version of that they wanted

Terrible news for a babe on SSRIs who cannot have grapefruit but willingly gets the heartburn from the lemon one

Tyler Robinson, big gun, military

What we know about the Charlie Kirk alleged shooter Tyler Robinson so far:

- White
- Straight
- Male
- Christian
- Republican
- Conservative background
- 2nd Amendment supporter
- experienced firearms user
- a good son
- 22 years old
- outside of the murder, law abiding.

Honestly big endorser of giving people the same energy in death that they gave us in life

silksong screenshot that says: huge and soft, a fantastic combination

people are always saying this about me

Sometimes people die or are killed, sometimes those people are horrible pieces of shit whose existence actively harms society. You don’t have to grovel and give them a eulogy every time they die or are killed. Shit happens, just say it’s illegal to commit murder and move on.

So when Putin is killed are we supposed to show our respect? Give our condolences? Send our prayers? Call him a family man?

Fuck outta here.

When a right-wing man murdered Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota, progressives asked MAGA to tone down the rhetoric to prevent more violence. Within hours of Kirk’s murder, motive still unknown, the right is demanding that the government wage a campaign of violence against their enemies.

Atleast he died by two of the things he loved the most, hatred and guns.

From London, UK this week, anti-genocide demonstrations in solidarity with Ukraine and Palestine. Demonstrators called for an end to genocide and occupation, demanded all children be protected. (📹 @ukrainesol.bsky.social ) #3E #StandWithUkraine #FreePalesinte

A protester holds a sign reading, "WE UKRAINIANS KNOW A GENOCIDE WHEN WE SEE ONE," amid a demonstration with Ukrainian and Palestinian flags in the background.

A diverse group of protesters holds signs advocating for Palestine and Ukraine, with one person displaying a Ukrainian flag. "Long Live Palestine, Glory to Ukraine" and "From Palestine to Ukraine, Liberation is our Aim"

Ukrainian's in Kyiv held a rally in front of the Holodomor Museum against the genocide in Palestine and against Israel's mass starvation campaign in Gaza.

"Ukraine also knows artificial famine" "Long Live Palestine, Glory to Ukraine" (📸 @EuropeanWith)
#3E #StandWithUkraine #FreePalestine

If you’re on a JetBlue flight to Boston rn and you’re somewhere near row 16 STOP FUCKING SPRAYING YOUR SHIT ASS PERFUME EVERY HOUR

yes

Trump applied makeup to hide bruising

Trump hands internally bleeding / bruised

White House has been forced to admit Donald Trump has been diagnosed with Chronic Venous Insufficiency. While CVI itself is not a direct cause of death, its complications, like deep vein thrombosis (DVT) and pulmonary embolism (PE), can be fatal.

📢Trump is on the Epstein list.