Currently lounging on the patio with a book now that the outside world no longer feels like the devil’s arsecrack. Do love me some evening clouds.
#photography

New ickle #Lego friends 😍

@ChuckWendig honestly do you blame it New research finds Jupiter is flinging asteroids at Earth [pic of jupiter]

Interrupting cats mid bath is one of my favourite photo genres 😂
#cats

Thank you so much to @beersoft.bsky.social for my awesome new pin badge 😃 it already has pride of place next to the pickle and the skull on my denim jacket 😂 😘

If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.

Same here! I’ve never had tickets come through this late.
But at least it’s not just me so that does make me feel a little bit better 😂

Ok so random question but have you had your tickets sent by the venue yet 😂 I am also at The Roundhouse tomorrow and no tickets yet!

Caught in a sunbeam ☀️
#catsofbluesky

Has anyone ever actually been able to rescue a bra once the underwire has decided to make a break for it? 😭

The sun has set on my 30s 😭 so cue another overly elaborate birthday cake to mark the occasion 😂

#happy40thbirthdaytome

Save The Prince Charles Cinema The iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End future is under serious threat! We are beyond disappointed that our landlords Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion Capital...

Please sign! This place is awesome, if I lived nearer I’d go a lot more often than just for the Muppets singalong every year.

you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

#SaveThePCC

Finally got a picture of my Void and my Welcome to the Void hoodie from @weirdlilguys.bsky.social 😂
She was decidedly unimpressed 😂

It is December 27th

I have paid my dues

So why is it this bar is playing "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time?"

Fuck off back to the hell pit from whence you came, foul ear demon

Note to self: Don't say "I hope this isn't Gwyneth Paltrow's severed head" when family members bring out an enormous cake in a box.

THEY’VE TAKEN THE GALAXY TRUFFLES OUT OF CELEBRATIONS 😱😱😱
I genuinely don’t think I can carry on after this.

I’m out 😭😭😭
Stupid taxis blaring it out next to Leicester Square. Got Whammed at least twice yesterday.
Earliest I’ve been out in many years!
#whamageddon

I am not prepared to allow the vagaries of what licenses the streaming companies have negotiated each year to dictate changes to my traditional festive viewing plans 😂

I bought Krampus on Prime a few years back so I’ll always have it 🤘🏻

Krampus. Violent night.

I’m off to London this afternoon with Maz and the nieces for a muppets Christmas Carol singalong 😂

From the miltonkeynes community on Reddit: Shared ownership 'premiums' - exclusive to Milton Keynes Explore this post and more from the miltonkeynes community

A premium is quite a Milton Keynes specific ‘fuck you’ to buyers, in case you were wondering.

www.reddit.com/r/miltonkeyn...

Check out this 3 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove 3 bedroom detached house for sale in Wilson Court, Crownhill, Milton Keynes, MK8 for £112,500. Marketed by Purplebricks, covering Milton Keynes

How the FUCK can ANYONE justify any kind of premium on this? £20,000!!!

Premiums are borderline immoral as it is but at least on some of the properties you can maybe see why the vendors think they can justify it (spoiler though: they can never justify it).

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Many times. Love Owl Kitty 😂

A ridiculous tuxedo cat pulling a face of extreme disgruntlement. I don't know what I did, I was just existing! Oh wait, that's it isn't it

Oh lord what have I done now

Anything before 1st December doesn’t count!

May the odds be ever in your favour 🫡

#whamageddon

😂😂😂 what are the chances!
😘
Tis a thing that is what it is!

I’ll be limping with both feet tomorrow 😂

These days when I go to gigs, I will always buy seats if they’re available. Lots of reasons, but mainly this.
Went to a standing gig tonight (IDLES at Ally Pally. Fucking awesome.) and this was my view for the ENTIRE gig. Short girl problems. They are real.
#livemusic