Currently lounging on the patio with a book now that the outside world no longer feels like the devilโs arsecrack. Do love me some evening clouds.
#photography
Posts by Jude Bennett
New ickle #Lego friends ๐
@ChuckWendig honestly do you blame it New research finds Jupiter is flinging asteroids at Earth [pic of jupiter]
Interrupting cats mid bath is one of my favourite photo genres ๐
#cats
Thank you so much to @beersoft.bsky.social for my awesome new pin badge ๐ it already has pride of place next to the pickle and the skull on my denim jacket ๐ ๐
If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you donโt give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.
Same here! Iโve never had tickets come through this late.
But at least itโs not just me so that does make me feel a little bit better ๐
Ok so random question but have you had your tickets sent by the venue yet ๐ I am also at The Roundhouse tomorrow and no tickets yet!
Caught in a sunbeam โ๏ธ
#catsofbluesky
Has anyone ever actually been able to rescue a bra once the underwire has decided to make a break for it? ๐ญ
The sun has set on my 30s ๐ญ so cue another overly elaborate birthday cake to mark the occasion ๐
#happy40thbirthdaytome
Please sign! This place is awesome, if I lived nearer Iโd go a lot more often than just for the Muppets singalong every year.
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...
#SaveThePCC
Finally got a picture of my Void and my Welcome to the Void hoodie from @weirdlilguys.bsky.social ๐
She was decidedly unimpressed ๐
It is December 27th
I have paid my dues
So why is it this bar is playing "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time?"
Fuck off back to the hell pit from whence you came, foul ear demon
Note to self: Don't say "I hope this isn't Gwyneth Paltrow's severed head" when family members bring out an enormous cake in a box.
THEYโVE TAKEN THE GALAXY TRUFFLES OUT OF CELEBRATIONS ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
I genuinely donโt think I can carry on after this.
Iโm out ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Stupid taxis blaring it out next to Leicester Square. Got Whammed at least twice yesterday.
Earliest Iโve been out in many years!
#whamageddon
I am not prepared to allow the vagaries of what licenses the streaming companies have negotiated each year to dictate changes to my traditional festive viewing plans ๐
I bought Krampus on Prime a few years back so Iโll always have it ๐ค๐ป
Krampus. Violent night.
Iโm off to London this afternoon with Maz and the nieces for a muppets Christmas Carol singalong ๐
A premium is quite a Milton Keynes specific โfuck youโ to buyers, in case you were wondering.
www.reddit.com/r/miltonkeyn...
How the FUCK can ANYONE justify any kind of premium on this? ยฃ20,000!!!
Premiums are borderline immoral as it is but at least on some of the properties you can maybe see why the vendors think they can justify it (spoiler though: they can never justify it).
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Many times. Love Owl Kitty ๐
A ridiculous tuxedo cat pulling a face of extreme disgruntlement. I don't know what I did, I was just existing! Oh wait, that's it isn't it
Oh lord what have I done now
Anything before 1st December doesnโt count!
May the odds be ever in your favour ๐ซก
#whamageddon
๐๐๐ what are the chances!
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Tis a thing that is what it is!
Iโll be limping with both feet tomorrow ๐
These days when I go to gigs, I will always buy seats if theyโre available. Lots of reasons, but mainly this.
Went to a standing gig tonight (IDLES at Ally Pally. Fucking awesome.) and this was my view for the ENTIRE gig. Short girl problems. They are real.
#livemusic