sir'd and then buzzed into the women's room #confused
Posts by emma
I'm like the guy from ratatouille except the rat that controls me is one beer
type of shit ive been on #MakingMilwaukeeMoney
poignant...
what could this mean
wriggle nightbug? i sure hope it does...
a young man approached me on the street and said to me "ma'am.... how is it that your doggy is so soggy?"
i turned to him and simply smiled "well, son, it's wednesday"
ccall me hobbit cus im on an unexpected journey
you legend
watermelon 5 gum diet coke and emo music
*sigh* once again the editors at Popular Mechanics are aping my sh*t๐
@fwife.bsky.social your influence
it sort of died a few years ago and i haven't picked it back up since then, but i loooved that game. bind mwheelup to jump turns it into this awesome movement shooter that felt like a cross between peak CoD and peak battlefield. ultimate braindead fun. RIP
this kind of meme is really hard for people like me who do not play video games
the gamerr
felt ๐ฃ๏ธ
reeeeeeeach ๐ค
ohhh this makes a lot of sense
(homophobic joke)
saw this dog standing in the sun today. all four paws in a puddle. owner on cell phone. blissed out.
crab rangoon...... ๐คค
i'm glad music is goat
i wish the library was open at 11pm
my bad
i do not fw it but it's sports for sure