Moons haunted

And we still can't agree with the brits on how to SAY it

In a world with Dick Cheney and Dan Quayle, that’s amazing

Leaked footage...

Wait, you're a GOAT?!

On dating sites I always lead with "Hello there!" in the hopes that someone replies "General Kenobi!"

It's really not fair

Furlough ends in the morning. Get me back on a train, please.

I have, unfortunately

Punch them.

Bad Crime Police Team Hoboken

I've long lost count of how many things have been done in the last week that would land me in prison, with nary a shrug in response.

I saw this screen name and my first thought was "Seelix had something to do with this"

Ah, good,my dreamcaster is working

I couldn't figure out how to navigate discord in a way that made it worth the effort, but I guess I may have to try again.

Yeah, the groups are what's currently keeping me on fascbook.

*shrug*

Alito is just dead set on destroying any remaining legitimacy of the "Supreme" Court

Still amused that 30 Rock took place in an alternate universe where Tracy Morgan is famous and funny.

That guy wasn't a liberal so that doesn't fit the narrative. Can't bring him up.

I'll remember you fondly

What year is it?

Something something the age of Grindr

If you haven't taken your turkey out of the freezer you probably didn't buy one.

So many today miss out on the experience of listening to an entire album.

The arrogance and open bigotry of these disgusting fascists astounds me.

I'd say there's little guarantee Trump will willingly leave the WH in four years, but given his extreme obesity it's a tossup if he'll live that long.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you eat four pickle spears, that's only 1 pickle.