STOP IT

STOP EMAILING AND TEXTING ME ONE TIME CODES please i beg you pay attention to nist 800 and let me use my own fucking authenticator or just switch to passkey

sure do!

its me! :D

skinnies

i am 9000% scrungled

dry on weem

after 56 cons i think its time for a break

I am SO proud of my team

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"

see?
here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

meander I, Emperor of the United States, Protector of Mexico

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

Moriarty forgetting he has the 'egg problem'
This is not what management intended when they told him to 'increase productivity at work'

#furry #art #egglaying #oviposition #nsfw

Me, muttering at a cyber truck next to us at a red light: your vehicle is almost as hideous as your principles.

7 y/o: WHOA MOM did you just roast that guy?!!?

oh i know, im also familiar with shower beer but shower apple but shower tomato, and the 3d printed shower corn dog holster, but its the rest i question x3

cans of beer labeled The Fresh Rinse Shower Beer

...what?

Pick a glory hole western man

Skill issue. I have 0 hate for my perfect little princess

EYES ON THE PRIZE PEOPLE

man, yall really like this one, its a shame i made a typo xD

ON SITE PUBLIC MEDIA Illinois- No charges for Lake Zurich High School student who punched student holding a pro-ICE sign,2-day suspension "You can go peacefully f-kyourself!" the student announced after he punched his classmate (a photo of the student is featured with article)

fuck yeah

You know, the fandom is a big place with an amazing variety of ways we express ourselves. If you can't coexist with stuff you don't understand and feel like you must punish and shame and harass folks out, you will forever be engaged in conflict and maybe you're not mature enough to be here yet.

Can't believe this would happen with tech built by indiscriminately vacuuming up all of the Internet, running a billion Plinko simulations, then training by sociopaths who can't even understand culture much less appreciate humanity.

They removed their Guest of Honor because people complained he was gay. A woman complained he was gay

A woman not even a furry or part of the furry fandom got this guy removed as GoH. This woman threatened the security of furries

North Carolina speed-running its irrelevancy arc here. Grow a spine.

To fascists, every queer and furry identity is a sexual kink and a danger to children.

If you support the criminalization of fictional kinks you think are icky or dangerous you're opening a path to your own criminalization.

If you're doing callout posts about artists creating fictional taboo content, you may not consider yourself a fascist, but you are one. You are their stupid tool at the bare minimum. The good news is you can stop doing that at any time

cmere