God was popping off when she invented the hot water bottle

Couple in front of me at Taco Bell with a Wendy’s order in hand. Decadent evening eh...?

There are so many cool things about the United States. Wild blueberries. Fraternity culture. The Grand Canyon. Unfortunately there’s also a lot of bad stuff

BEING CHRISTIAN IS SO CRINGE

Chinese people have seriously gotta cool it with their love of the number 88

My life is a mess but i made a really great sandwich. Two slices of expensive protein bread kewpie mayo black pep scallions fattt pieces of smoked trout and Trader Joe’s™️®️ cruciferous crunch

Everyone in ridgewood has a cute baby or dog or ugly ass haircut. Some people have more than one of those. Unfair

idk why but I find hulken bags to be offensive. If you’re carrying around a bunch of stuff in the city get a fucking grandma cart.

Dying on the Vine

open.spotify.com/track/3kIJym...

Beautiful man leaning in his doorway giving off Richard Hell vibes. Leather jacket, ripped t shirt. Picking up a DoorDash order. Absolutely disgusting. Vibe decimated

really great little guy on this album cover

Bad

My bar

Since his parents were super Christian and didn’t allow him to watch Pokémon as a youth I assigned Chris a favorite creature.

My mind is so powerful...

Rosary Job (Demo) YouTube video by The Vaselines - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-br...

Cannot imagine bigger more pathetic losers and freaks than those that are part of turning point USA/similar clubs at CUNY schools. Die

Who?

Having two of something is so nice. Two halves of a sandwich. One for now, another for later. Can’t be beat

ITS NOT A HEAR ME OUT IF THEYRE ATTRACTIVE

ted levine in t-shirt that says "a very low iq person"

Your bunkmate is not going to enjoy your protein farts

It’s so flattering when people think I know where to get drugs

Didn’t know what to order at a bar during Dry Ramadan so I got a plate of calamari. sure why not

Everyone’s pledging to become more Chinese but not one person is picking up a badminton racket. What gives

テニスコーツ "嗚咽と歓喜の名乗り歌" @ OTONOTANI 2007 YouTube video by otonotanivideocrew

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GThD... waaaa

now.