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Posts by Jonas Oppenheim Fan Account

It's the foley artist, duh

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whuuuut

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Star Wars created very unrealistic expectations of what will happen if you strike me down

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Too much "he needs to be removed" not enough "where's my crowbar"

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Not to be all "I told you so" but fuck Trump

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How's a week from Tuesday, Satan

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Worst movie tie-in ever

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Let me know

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Ralphs : L.A. as subway car : NYC

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Melty man holds flowers for smiling actress to smell

Melty man holds flowers for smiling actress to smell

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It's Mueller's time

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ACAB includes the MCU

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Rhino
In
Name
Only

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Let me, a sober-minded intellect, explain the upside of killing a bunch more people

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totes

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war bad

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a…journalist spoke to living, breathing trans people…about the policies that affect them. not their distant and estranged families….or someone from APP who’s just presented as a concerned parent…actual transsexuals?

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...and its classic line, "I have had it with all this mother fucking money on this mother fucking plane!!!"

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that's the bear

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Remember, vampires can not enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge

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In my day, prices were lower!

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I'm only ok with the #Dodgers visiting the White House if they bring their bats

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tired of yer shit

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CSI: his fucking golf courses already

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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact

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All this has got to be hurting Trump's chances in 2028

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just gonna throw out a quick reminder that in America police kill a yearly average of 3 civilians per day, routinely in situations very similar to these ICE killings, and decades of explicit support for police impunity by US politicians is why ICE feels theyre able to get away with this right now

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We need to get the Ark of the Covenant out of storage and ship it to #Minneapolis and tell Bovino there's an immigrant inside

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