. . . . . she hasn't been eating lately.
Posts by morty c137
YOU AREN'T LEAVING ME ALONE --
mary 🔔
I LOVE CAUSING ISSUE -- 💥
fine then. we can eat at home. if you want to be difficult.
name a place you want to go then! we'll go THERE and you'll see how ridiculous you're being. we don't need to go somewhere expensive to have FUN, pres.
mary 🔔
nauuuurr why did break stuff by limp bizkit start playing.
YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE. we could go to get some burgers. . . and doordash is fairly expensive with all the fees they got on there! . . . don't piss me off.
alright then. where would you like to go? or would you rather we do doordash? what do you want to do here.
what other elevated restaurants are there? do you really want us to spend $100 for something that is a small portion size and half the menu in french? at least with olive garden we can get pasta bowls or something.
. . . . . let's go to olive garden. i want a bread stick.
WHY DO YOU HATE ME.
we passed our anniversary. . . . i want to go to olive garden.
OH JEEZ -- wait.
. . . . i miss lizzie.
. . . . . . alright. i'll see you in a gutter somewhere.
i was raised in a suburb, yeah. and -- and i'm done here. you're too far gone. it'll be your funeral when one of your kids gets their hands on it.
i'm certain the frog creature would loveeee to have some cocaine. you -- you gonna give em cocaine, miami?
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drugs in general are so fucked up and you're doing a really -- r -- really bad thing. but i know this is not clicking with you so i'm not going to waste my breath.
i am sick and tired of seeing drugged up mortys and the ricks cooking in the basement are just as bad as you.
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i need to set up my morty account, but i am too lazy to make a document about morty. my morty is canon divergent from the canon c137 and has grown into his own lore as i've started to write him. he is definitely not like canon morty.