Posts by shitpost.gov π₯
Thanks I don't hate it
y'know, cities would be a lot cooler if you didn't have all those cars and trucks.
i want a tight 90 please, thank you.
i had a cursed thought of logging as documentation, and I'm just horrified. Horrified.
Logging is honestly one of the hardest things I have to do these days on a small team. Just the YAGNI feeling, combined with fomo, combined with we've had shit logging for so long, the balance of 'you can always add more' and 'don't overengineer it', it's worse than naming things now.
Now I can't unthink of LLMs as a bunch of nerds arguing over shit on reddit pushing the ouiji board.
Oh no, fuck the Democrats.
you can just do things! these are things that are possible!
Liberals: take note
Hypothetical Basking Shark goes so hard.
The 11 year olds I hang out with have this opinion too, and I'm considering them the cutting edge of horror opines.
Sanity driven development
This is how we tear down empire (by spending sanity).
Talking to libs down here, they're absolutely convinced that every average voter is like them.
I literally tell them they've never canvassed in rural New Hampshire before, and the absolute incongruity that can exist in people. Rural South is a different beast of weird, but not that.
I'm sorry I can't sleep
Once, twice, three time a lady?
No way! Like, wealth redistribution is good for people's well being!
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fucking gross beyond belief
ME: sorry folks - one sec, having gamera issues
CHAT: lol gamera. gamera issues. mfer said gamera
[I enable a secondary camera feed showing the infamous kaiju Gamera attacking me]
CHAT: oh fuck
We need to go back to apolitical pre-woke novels about shirtless men hunting whales
the people, they yearn for dick
as i am constantly around 9-15 year olds, you should hear the differences between american and italian brainrot through the mouths of hyper-online 10 year olds. the conflict of meaning shuffles with absurd haste.
[also to the tune of 'burning down the house'] LΓΌften
An app notification for 'the pattern', an astrology app. Timing Update: Congratulations! You've just completed what may have been a challenging - but hopefully productive - period in your life. Hopefully over the last nine months you've been able to clear out what isn't working in your life, and are ready to graduate to a new stage of maturity and fulfillment.
Going through some old photos, and I found this gem that happened literally right after my ex and I decided on a divorce, and my other ex broke up with me in the same week.
And then 4 years later I'm in a new stage of maturity and fulfillment. Big wins for Dan.
Glum George Lucas talks about how important trade disputes are.