Harry Styles - Harry Live from Funkhaus YouTube video by HarryStylesVEVO

i don’t want to be dramatic (yes i do) but this changed my life

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every time someone says “oh i bet she’s bossy/mean/prissy” about my poodle i have to say “no but her owner is.” it’s mandatory at this point.

“it’s $1300 because i got excited and bought a premium ticket but i can’t actually afford that so i’m asking $1800 😕”

ENOUGH!!!

people i will never forgive:

1. ticketmaster

2. people who buy overpriced tickets instead of letting them sit there

3. people who buy overpriced tickets and then try to SELL THEM FOR PROFIT

my fave drugstore duo is l’oréal everpure volume, but they have a moisture version! i like that it doesn’t feel waxy or heavy, which is a problem i have often. i HATE the “did it all wash out?” feeing and i never get that with everpure.

wait tell me what you’re looking for and i will recommend

i love trying new shampoo so i have tried lots!!

i love reminiscing about how mean we used to be to hank as a group. that was so beautiful

RIP you would have hated bluesky and also the second trump presidency but you would LOVE what dan and phil are doing

the Ron Swanson meme that says “Not to worry. I have a permit.” and the permit is a screenshot from a Hank Green tweet that says “Yes, Payton and I are, at this point, basically friends (though we've only met IRL once). We know each other's twitter styles well enough to joke in particular ways that are not necessarily easy to understand from the outside.”

bringing this back

we are basically the same amount of famous

keep saying this!!

we gotta stop moving social media platforms bc we lost context so people think i’m being mean to hank (i am but it’s allowed)

okay but he doesn’t need to scream it

i appreciated it until “VERY INVESTED” made me kinda embarrassed

i made that chat bot for nothing bc now you’re gonna live forever

“it’s not a kink… sometimes i just like to be left alone for a while”

felt that

being a type A person in a mental health crisis is so goofy because i was fully convinced that the new week + cleaning my floors would cure me

dream role: staged door dasher to the white house who gets access to the press and could say literally anything in that moment

lives would be ruined

i want to like it bc hank and john are active there which makes nerdfighters more active there but i hate it!!

what happened to tom??

you can go into a popular 12 year old movie spoiler free if you stay confused enough

okay to be fair… they talked about gravity a LOT

about to watch interstellar for the first time

i’ve accidentally been lying about seeing this movie because i thought it was gravity this whole time💫

best team!!

a plate containing mini sweet peppers, salt and pepper kettle chips, a pickle spear, 2 laughing cow cheese wedges, green grapes, sugar snap peas, everything bagel hummus, shaved turkey breast, parmesan pretzel thins, and a diced babybel cheese

you can’t tell me this doesn’t look scrumptious

MORE. SNACK. PLATES. FOR. DINNER!!!

i love not cooking!! i love eating a little of this and a little of that!

if you stay subscribed for a while you truly get socks for every occasion

My space-themed Awesome Socks have been getting SO MUCH use 🚀🌙

goofy drawing of the profiles of the four astronauts currently on the way to the moon lined up as one side of a crescent moon. the moon is holey and cheese-like

IT’S MOON DAY!!!

people who weren’t active on twitter will never know my lore and maybe that’s for the best

i’ve always been really cool and normal online

twitter 2020-2022 was such a good time and no new social media will ever replicate the vibe unfortunately