In other words "Director Joe Russo finds new room in his mansion not entirely filled with 100 dollar bills, seeks immediate remedy"

And its absolute Bop of a theme song!

Some quality gatekeeping in the comments as well 🥲

It's getting to a point where you can't even trust people who buy themselves peace prizes anymore 😥

And soon after that we'll be informed that they were actually "possibly sheltering combatants, based on credible sources" so it was actually fair and warranted 😑

Me? I'm just save-maxxing, don't worry about it

Tom's hardware article, headline: "Artemis II astronaut finds two Outlook instances running on computers, calls on Houston to fix Microsoft anomaly — puzzled caller describes ‘two Outlooks, and neither one of those are working’"

I mean...

What in the Weinstein's alt account

Add a food to a movie title

Ocean's 11 herbs and spices

Whole crew unable to communicate with earth because windows is offline and can't update, so all functionality is blocked.

I made a series of stupid Instagram videos "for work" a couple years ago about AIs inability to be cringe (my preferred state of being, working with zoomer students). It still cannot generate cringe as a product, so it's useless to me

Oh great, the same reasoning used by Fox to explain why Tucker Carlson can just say whatever he wants with impunity. It's just entertainment, bro

Also fun fact: it's even translated wrong - that's the present simple 'asks' instead of 'asked'

Ahhh, the old painted climbing indicators discourse. Must be nearly April then!

Ladies and gentlemen; he got 'em

These psychologists, when were they born exactly?

"International Cobbler Society warns public to conserve bootstraps, stop pulling on them."

World Cup 2026: Fifa appears to rule out moving Iran's matches to Mexico Fifa appears to rule out moving Iran's matches at this summer's World Cup to Mexico from the United States.

And they're on the case! So, Iranian players can either stay out of the world cup, or watch the final matches from inside a Panamanian jail. (joke, of course*)
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

*they won't have access to a tv inside the Panamanian jail.

A picture of Columbo, just as he was about to leave, turning around to ask "just one more thing"

"... oh that wasn't the end of my turn."

Also on the practical end: see if you can get a functioning internet connection as soon as possible, even if only on mobile phone (if you haven't already). Not just for well-earned entertainment, but also for answering practical questions you might have about the house/ neighborhood/ country.

Same, hahah - Last year someone mentioned a colleague of ours who had been on the team for nearly a year, and I drew a complete blank at her name. Was then told, ah yes previously she went by [deadname] and that rung absolutely zero bells either. So yeah, swings and roundabouts, I guess 🤣

How is this man not a boomer? He's got the "I don't want young people to have what I have" mentality down like a champ. The only quote missing is that students should pull themselves up by their boot straps

Peako rizzo

My favorite interaction I've ever had with a new DM (trying to rile him up) was us asking him what we could find by ransacking a house, and him just deadass saying "nothing that interests you".
AI could never.

Me holding the newly released Game Narrative Kaleidoscope, collated by Jon Ingold

@jon.inkle.co let's gooooo

Hump-plumping by pumping scum into the bump on the rump? Dumb.

Geniet ervan😁

I think everyone who knows him has gone through a similar event: Find out a creature has a credited VA, going to his imdb-page or similar, then have at least 30 DiCaprio-pointing-memes of things you've apparently already know him from 🤣

Looking back at it now, it's worth every penny.

A. Sorry; It's worth *a* penny

I'm assuming the prevailing question fluttering around the current American war council is "wait other countries have admirals too?"