the funny thing about sending jd vance out to do sensitive diplomatic negotiations is he has literally no experience. like, none whatsoever. he doesn't even have related experience in lawmaking or some executive role.
Every year since 1992 I’ve bet $5,000 that a clip of Lawnmower Man would play during the Oscars and it finally paid off
“Using Final Draft at 125% magnification really helps me focus on the words, that’s why I use it” the 41-year-old man lied to himself.
Not loving Instagram’s idea of my needs right now
This is more embarrassing than just lying.
Oh my god
Usually the “Marvel does [prestige genre]” pitches are kind of embarrassing but dang Marvel did a Midnight Cowboy
Also a great time for shows committing the cardinal sin of the mid-season momentum-killing flashback episode
Knight of the 7 Kingdoms: The Dunk n’ Egg Adventure Hour, also good! Great time for shows about one bigger guy and one smaller guy.
This Weeks Onion Magazine: Onion Weekender 'It's My Hand' Muppet Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To Life
This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘It’s My Hand’: Muppets Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To Life
Wonder Man is great. I’m biased because (the first episode at least) is mostly set in Highland Park and I was doing the Leo point the entire time. But it’s good!
Just stopped work to called my Senators again.
Spineless! Embarrassing!
Fun fact.
SO CAN WE GET SOME MORE GREENLIGHTS?!?!
Mood in minneapolis right now
“You a little bit sleepy” now accompanied by a direct point at my eye bags
Also brutal this week, “do you want this” after pulling a drawstring entirely out of my hoodie.
Toddler just dropped a “you look tired daddy” after waking up three times last night, devastating, a kill-shot.
A New York Times video analysis of an ICE agent’s fatal shooting of a woman in Minneapolis contradicts the Trump administration’s account. Watch our investigation here. nyti.ms/4sEdp2r
Thanks for the update. Any plans to do something about it?
When I was in elementary school a teacher told me OJ was innocent because "with PhotoShop I could make that glove any size I wanted" and I sometimes wonder how she's doing in the age of AI
Always surprised when I remember Chris Hemsworth and I are basically the same age and species.
Supplemental materials:
Very grateful to Chad for giving me a chance to do my favorite thing in the world, Scream About X-men for 90 Minutes.
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Just realized I have for some time been remembering “I’m not gay but if I was I’d want equal rights” as actual Macklmore lyrics m.youtube.com/watch?v=QS9h...
It’s me I’m annoying
Apple king of making shows to torture annoying people who ask “wait but how does this actually work”
It is impossible to have a mass movement without cringe, because the masses are cringe. You have to not think you’re better than everyone else to be a part of a mass movement. Cool is inherently exclusionary, you can’t win mass politics with cool.
