RIP all the Starmer fans on Bluesky frantically wordsmithing their sad little takes about it’s the meeeedddiiiaaaa and Starmer is a stand up guy xx
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Nigel Farage, gormless look on his face, with his left arm outstretched to the side
Useless wanker can’t even do the salute properly
university is SUPPOSED to challenge your beliefs! unless of course your belief is that trans people are awful, in which case awwww poor ickle baby, did the nasty mean people exist near you, awwwww poor baby, here let me give you a book deal and a podcast so you can tell us how scared you were
Handy Guide:
✅ Free Speech: When GCs who had no relation to my University complained to try and get me kicked off my course
❌ Not Free Speech: Exercising one's right to peaceful protest against those advocating your exclusion from society – on the campus you have to live and work in
Ethel from the TV show Dinosaurs
Not that I think looks matter or anything, but I just realised who she reminds me of. Ethel was less of a dinosaur, though
Not sure I’ll be getting Joanna Cherry’s new book.
Tuskmaster
BBC News article title: “Endangered British dishes - and the home cooks reviving them” the subtitle reads “Carrageen pudding and Staffordshire clangers might no longer be household staples, but some home chefs are bringing them back” The article is headed by pictures of pastry dishes that look absolutely disgusting.
@churnwell.bsky.social You a BBC News features writer now? #Phimosisfancies www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Get a proper job.
NEW | On a grim inevitability…
HOW ALLISON PEARSON AND ROBERT JENRICK ARE EXPLOITING THE HORROR OF THE SOUTHPORT ATTACK
In the Daily Telegraph, the columnist and the politician are using horrific crimes as an excuse for poisonous rhetoric.
brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/how-alliso...
BBC News is going very hard on its investigation into advisers who help people ‘fake’ asylum claims, focusing especially on people who falsely claim to be gay. But it doesn’t say what percentage of claims are made on the basis of sexuality. As of 2023 — the last available figures — it was 3%.
We covered an important (and upsetting) story on the last Radio 4 #TheNakedWeek of the series, all about forced adoption and a drug called DES. You can read about it in @theobserveruk.bsky.social today, written by our very own @catneilan.bsky.social.
observer.co.uk/news/nationa...
Omg this Naked Week thing about the DES drug, unsafe for chickens and unsafe for men working with chickens, but fine for women to dry up breast milk.
Fucking Hell.
if 'centrist' commentators want to know why none of their propaganda about the green party, or zack polanski as a person, is landing with voters it's bcos we all hate 'centrist' commentators as much as we fucking hate the labour party.
Haha good
So if you squint at the Der Sturmer minifigs, they might look like people who’d keep Netanyahu in power, and that can be stretched to shorthand for the government itself, therefore the antisemitism disappears in a puff of logic? Can’t say I’m convinced
A still from the video showing Lego men styled as Jewish stereotypes, handing over a wad of cash to Lego Trump
Possibly you missed this bit at the beginning? That’s textbook antisemitism, even if the Lego Shylocks are ostensibly representing the Israeli Government.
My album is out today! Feels surreal to have finally brought this two year long project to its logical conclusion. I gave it everything I had. Can’t imagine I’ll ever make another one but who knows. eraserheadmusic.bandcamp.com/album/violence
“For God’s sake, it seems like I was just on 8 Out Of 10 Cats, and now they’re making me come back in to do Never Mind The Buzzcocks,” said Arthur Batts
Great choice of article of the day
Ricky Gervais ad where he's bragging about sucking off dogs and how it's offensive.
Upsetting all the right people. 😂🤣
Does Your Mother Know by Abba is unusual insofar as it's from the 1970s, but isn't about noncing. In fact, it's an anti-nonce song. Probably because Abba are Swedish and not British.
DARREN GRIMES
Get a proper job
I'm a big fan of not conflating anti-Zionism with antisemitism, but when you're blaming Israel for the last 25 years of American misadventures in the Mideast, and also you are Joe Kent, it ain't very subtle.
“I think we were progressing, or at least it felt like we were” – Zack Polanski on trans rights regressing in the UK
www.attitude.co.uk/news/zack-po...
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