In times like these, I like to remind John Hinckley Jr. that it's never too late to try and impress Jodie Foster.

Of all the smooth, snide and wholly apt comments I have read today, this is the smoothest, most snide and wholly-est most apt. The burn is...ooooh! Thank you. Exs-fucking-quisite!

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

"I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.

Helen Keller

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mi gibes u owethers homb improoofmendts, stae tooneds.
;) rebeccas orrindge rufuss

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

I'm at a loss for words. I'm glad someone else has them.

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On the mountain above Davos, Switzerland, locals hauled 450 torches through snow to spell “NO KINGS” in fire as Trump arrived for the World Economic Forum. A direct shot at Trump and authoritarianism, staged by residents of a kingless country and planted high above the global elite as a warning.

A hairless cat, ears pricked, looks off into the distance, holding its paw over the mouth of another hairless cat below them.

"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."

"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."

There once was an adviser named Miller
Who thought of himself as a killer
But when they opened him up
he was meek as a pup
With mostly just nasty rag filler

A crocheted Patti smith

Patti smith from Horses

I crocheted Patti Smith’s Horses cover

Feeling nauseated with our reality.

I’m calling it a nap but I’ve really just taken to my bed today

I come from a long line of women who take to their beds when they have HAD IT.

sweaty ass

all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard

Squint.

For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings:
How some have been depos’d, some slain in war,
Some haunted by the ghosts they have deposed,
Some poisoned by their wives, some sleeping kill’d,

Lots of honking.

No Kings Berkeley

#NoKings #NoKingsDay

One thing I know, he is certainly a piece of trash!

NEW: I may or may not have gone on a bit of a rant on today’s @dailybeanspod.com about the DoJ’s response to Newsom’s lawsuit.

Thank you for continuing to shine through the shit! I appreciate your posts, your advocacy & your caring. Right back atcha! Keep strong.

That entire display in the Oval Office today was embarrassing, abhorrent & repugnant. I can’t watch nor repost all the madman-esq behaviors from today. When will we as a Nation stand up collectively & with our whole chests say “The emperor has no clothes” ?? Will we ever ?? #WTFAmerica #HandsOff

the chief engine and joy of my life is satisfying curiosity, but in these bleak days where every bit of news is so harsh, i find myself more and more burying myself in the past and in fiction to satisfy those urges

My extra-fluff tabby does this with the bathroom cabinet (to get inside and maul the toilet paper). She makes an emphatic statement (of her innate superiority) by letting the door slam behind herself, then head-butts her way out - it's burlesque with whiskers.

"WE'VE ARRANGED A society based on science and technology, in which nobody understands anything about science technology. And this combustible mixture of ignorance and power, sooner or later, is going to blow up in our faces. Who is running the science and technology in a democracy if the people don't know anything about it?" "Science is more than a body of knowledge, it's a way of thinking. A way of skeptically interrogating the universe with a fine understanding of human fallibility. If we are not able to ask skeptical questions, to interrogate those who tell us that something is true, to be skeptical of those in authority, then we're up for grabs for the next charlatan, political or religious, who comes ambling along."

I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.