Deltarune Chapter 5
Posts by Joe Richards
I'm going to try and stick with it but I am really not getting on with Returnal
Like, at all
Kinda funny that they didnt make World Tour run better, considering how hard Capcom have positioned it as the main "thing" of SF6.
Costumes for the main cast have been sidelined in favour of avatar cosmetics - itd make sense for them to actually make it run.
People want games to be considered as "art" until people actually critique them like art.
These people don't actually want games to be "art" - art is only the good stuff. Art is superfluous to them.
There is no space for nuance, or actual discussion.
Makes me want to scream
I saw the tweet in question - noticed your name - and then immediately went to read the review
Genuinely think it comes down to people just not wanting critics to actually *critique* based on existing cultire
Reviews must be product reports - not actual conversations
Anyway loved the review
clearly furrygiantess knows everything there is to know about a game that they havent played yet
These people clamour and beg for the medium to be taken seriously and then react like *this* when they read actual critique
Truly embarrassing reaction
I'm going to buy Marathon
Now that Pragmata is a video game that is out
I can finally say that it made me actually cry when I finished it
Tried to install Returnal and it totally bricked my PS5, so now it's just a lifeless object in my living room.
This was not what I needed today.
www.psu.com/reviews/prag...
If you're interested in reading some more of my detailed thoughts, consider reading my extended review here!
I'll be talking more about Pragmata in the coming days and weeks, but for now, Capcom have got another hit on their hands. So happy to see the same quality we've seen in Resident Evil and other legacy Capcom games be translated to a totally original IP.
"nothing *needs* a remake"
oh how wrong you are:
what do i play next!!!!
I literally don't know!!!!!!
I hear that game has fantastic combat
Every day we get closer to the release of Deltarune Chapter 5, and I will be doing backflips when that day comes
You ever play something that comes just at the right time, and leaves you FEELING
I think this is the first time I have felt this kind of apathy - what more can I do than look out for the people I love in a world that is insistent on just catapulting itself into the void
I can't bring myself to care about anything els.
my body is a machine that turns me trying to relax into a full-blown anxiety attack for no reason
Wait does Wolf actually steal Krystal from Fox
This wasn't an edit??
Hearing news that they're changing the layout of the PS5 dashboard.
This now means I need to completely retrain my Dad on how to access Netflix.
I've been saying this for years
fantastic timing, as I'm about a thousand and one words into my "nobody is wrong about Resident Evil Requiem except James" piece
In a lot of ways, I am a demographic for this movie. I get that it's an Illumination animated movie, but even as that, it's all over the place.
Fox being in the film (even if he gets a sick animated intro) does not make sense and only tears the focus even further away.
Watched the Mario Galaxy movie today
It was certainly an version of Mario Galaxy
A lot of missed potential - even as a fanservice oriented film, the focus felt all over the place and never had a cohesive direction.
Mario Galaxy is one of my favourite games of all time, so this even stings more.
exaggeration for comedic effect
the word lore actually makes me want to run into a wall
Chrono Trigger was a frankly fascinating game to explore for the first time, and I'm glad I did. Even if the game forced me to play it twice.
And it had just a fine battle theme.
Read more here!!
If anyone calls me the Joeat I will see you in court.
Nintendo have been faster in striking down off-screen videos of the Mario Galaxy movie than the awful White House Propaganda, by the way.
Special shoutout to the random shop employee who shouted "don't have too much fun with that butter!" after I'd gone into the shop specifically to buy butter
Not a clue what he was trying to do, but I appreciated it