You know what the world needs right now? Fewer families!

Besides your excellent thread of course. 😂

DC resident here. Idea for best place to get info about where these 2 candidates stand on issues?

I love this — what a lovely tradition and so awesome that you have been welcomed into
the family that way.

Hey hotel room designers! You know what guests LOVE?

Walking around a hotel room looking for a switch to turn off the lights.

By all means, do not put them in one place or label them. I love a mystery before I try to go to sleep in a new place.

You will be the shortest soon!

Who knew Flavor Flav would be such an absolute delight?

I just don’t think you need to love war crimes to be a real man.

Just look for the white Chevrolet.

Oh wait they are all white Chevrolets.

Trans people are people.

What is so difficult about this?

All the adjectives and adverbs made my head hurt. “Pusillanimously”?

Folks,

If the estimates are correct, today was the biggest day of protest in U.S. history.

People are already trying to dismiss the meaning.

Don’t buy it.

We are the majority.
We have the numbers.
We have the will.
We have the passion.

Keep going!

Well you do bench press a lot but I didn’t want to seem weird. 😀

Aw you just made my day! Thank you @cseguin03.bsky.social

Do your work colleagues know you are famously nice on social media?

Dad joke FTW

*refused*

Sigh.

I am a big fan of asking, “May I be heard?” If the answer is “no,” and it rarely is, then the brief writes itself: “the court refuse to hear from defendant on issue X.”

Oh I’m sorry Collin. Sending <hugs>

The Trump administration is removing a popular DC bike lane Feds say the 15th Street protected bike lane will cause more traffic during cherry blossom season, but bike advocates say it makes everyone safer.

Ah NVM just saw the excellent story from @51st.news about it. Grrrr. 51st.news/trump-admini...

I kind of don’t want to know the answer, but why are they tearing it out?

The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill is a perfect album. That is not opinion. That is a FACT.

Do not feed the bears, Raffi.

Chocolate lab puppy looking cute but potentially chaotic.

My 4 am wake up. Cute but c’mon. Not 4 am.

No one with that little experience should have that much power.

They surely will not understand or get properly trained in their Brady obligations.

I think Judge Boasberg had fun with this one. “In sum, the President spent years essentially asking if no one will rid him of this troublesome Fed Chair.”

It’s good to know that the CEO of Palantir is deathly afraid of me and many of my friends.

This sure sounds like aggravated identity theft. 2 year mandatory minimum prison term. Not to mention a criminal Privacy Act violation. And perhaps theft of govt property 18 USC 641 (though that may be harder for data rather than real property).

But we need good people to serve on juries in DC <she says earnestly>

This is a lesson that more lawyers should learn, and embody, and live on a daily basis. It’s heartbreaking when you watch a junior lawyer learning to be a jerk from a senior lawyer who is a jerk.