Holy fuck. Even for Brianna Wu, this is unhinged.
Posts by Anthony Distler
I will be a Dream fan this year if they’re able to get both Reese AND Cloud. #WNBA
“It’s ok. You don’t know these people. It’s going to be fine.”
- me, to myself, for the past 30 minutes
Honestly this still could be true, has anyone checked on the Pacific Northwest today?
Hell, Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe have been together for so long I just assumed they COULDN’T break up. Like, they were what kept Seattle from falling into the ocean or something.
Sue and Pinoe?! SUE AND PINOE?!
Nope. Reset the world. This simulation is broken.
In fact, how many team mates in other sports - hell, even in the #WNBA - flat out don’t like each other? The idea that somehow Fudd and Bueckers are the ONLY ones who couldn’t work through it were there to be some kind of argument is just stupid.
I think it would be fine to wonder if Azzi Fudd’s selection was based on her previous experiences with members of the team. That happens all the time. But maybe like…PHRASE it that way? Because what happens if Azzi Fudd has a disagreement with, say Odyssey Sims in practice. Is that somehow different
“Paige Bueckers dating Azzi Fudd is going to ruin the Dallas Wings the same way marrying my wife ruined my career. No, I don’t need therapy.” #WNBA
As a Liberty fan…hush.
But as a person just watching the off season unfold, there is a not zero chance this happens.
Pennsylvania the night before a snow storm be like:
I think Dallas getting Odyssey Sims for the veteran minimum is going to be looked at as one of the low key best signings off the offseason. #WNBA
You’re laughing. The reginos are down and you’re laughing.
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Look, I want Natasha Cloud back in New York….but I wouldn’t mind seeing her in Toronto, either. #WNBA
An image of the Vancouver Goldeneyes logo with the caption “not the first team eliminated from playoff contention.”
Hey, we celebrate our wins around here. #PWHL
There is nothing finer than a nighttime thunderstorm after a hot day.
I’m REALLY liking this Toronto roster. #WNBA
I have to assume Tina Charles is waiting to see how all the chips fall before signing somewhere. There’s no way she’s just sitting around waiting for an offer.
I’m just trying to imagine the scene where Golden State is on the clock for a pick they don’t actually have and a rival GM calling them to tell them which player to select. If that is what happened, it’s one of the more baffling things I’ve heard happen on a draft night.
So what hobby is everyone planning on taking up during the Second Dark Ages?
*Crunches numbers*
I’m afraid they’re correct.
*repeatedly headbutts wall*
Flau’Jae’s tenure with Golden State was legendary. #WNBA
Flau’Jae is a massive pick for Golden State. I can see her having an immediate impact - think Kiki or Sonia in Washington last year. #WNBA
I don’t know if Azzi is the best player in the draft, but she makes the most sense for the Wings, for multiple reasons. #WNBA
The Aces off season plan was to re-sign everyone and DARE everyone to come get them.
Izzy Harrison to Toronto. Yo the Tempo isn’t fucking around. #WNBA