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Posts by Claudezilla

Share a GIF from a western you love

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Yeah let simmer in an instant pot and use very fermented kimchi.

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Bringing Fyre Fest to the military is on brand for this administration.

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You’re hired, Mr. [checks resume] Leeroy Jenkins!

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I once saw him at Best Buy in west LA. Can’t remember if it was pre or post bird strike.

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Dark Side of the Mo(r)on

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Planet of the apes the musical

Planet of the apes the musical

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

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Movie poster for Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die

Movie poster for Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die

Teleported to a Waffle House? I think that movie was just in theaters.

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Proof that Alan Ritchson is not Reacher IRL cuz Reacher would have left this wanker a bloody pulp.

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Burbank shouldn’t be that bad, especially if you have Precheck. And SFO has private security screeners.

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Without CTE, he’s just Am Skabo.

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a man wearing a patch on his eye is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a drink . Alt: Steve Martin as Ruprecht in the movie Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Saxon, do you want the genital cuff?

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Congratulations/condolences to the soon-to-be South Sudan Thunder.

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Rosie, you got some ’splaining to do…

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two men standing at podiums with flags behind them and a sign that says ap on it Alt: President George W Bush getting a shoe chucked at him during a press conference.

Me after the President gives me comically oversized shoes.

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I’m sure he’ll be in good hands with the surgeon [checks file] oh no, Dr. Sirhan Sirhan Jr.?!

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I hope they at least do a proper cleaning of the DHS love jet before the new guy takes over. Just brace yourself before turning on the black light.

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bart simpson from the simpsons is wearing a hat that says i 'm n ' in !!! Alt: Rainer Wolfcastle telling his daughter and Bart Simpson “Laughing time is over.”
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1. This is good news.
2. Looking forward to Clerks: The Next Generation.

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An Elizabeth Warren campaign mug that says Billionaire Tears

An Elizabeth Warren campaign mug that says Billionaire Tears

Every time I look at this I wonder if only…

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a woman in a firefighter uniform is smiling in front of a fire truck and says 19 . Alt: Female firefighter saying “19!” which is the pastrami sandwich at Langers.
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Col. Lockjaw just doesn’t have the juice since Perfidia done him dirty.

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a woman is holding a bottle of water in her hand in a kitchen . Alt: Blanche from The Golden Girls spraying herself with water with the caption “Got me all hot and bothered.”

Blanche knows.

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“Arbeit macht frei.”

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“I want to thank everyone involved with the Kennedy Center, or as it will soon be known, The Tea Party Bowling Alley and Rifle Range.” - Tina Fey, accepting the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in 2010

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My kids go to the public high school in La Cañada and they tell me all the black students (not a lot) are related to one another.

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Hey why the long face?

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Can I just demand a trade to the Millennials? Probably not a lot of millennials who would make that switch though.

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Best IMAX experience in the theater in 2025.

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