Nobody:
Nobody:
Still nobody:
Absolutely fucking nobody:

My brain: 🎶 hes choosing Texas I can tell by the way hes two stepping 'round the room....🎶

I guess if babies were born with teeth there is a chance those mean fuckers would eat themselves right out of there, huh?

Daisy says her soul mate is out there finishing fries that could have been shared with her. Skeet underneath by sea tea says he never expected to be a multi millionaire but would like to know what its like to not order off the mcvalue menu

Found @daisy91.bsky.social soul mate! @tierno158.bsky.social

She clearly doesn't know how the internet works.

I mean, if I dont watch baseball, how am I going to know about that?

Im not a baseball fan, but isn't the whole point to hit the ball?

And thats all it took for me to lose my voice 😂

Right?!?!?!

Not sure if there's been an easier NHL team to playoff bandwagon in my time as a hockey fan than this year's Sabres club. If you have no fan stake in this postseason, how can you not root for them?

DUDE!!!

It's like watching the Bills on ice. Holy shit.

*sigh* same

You know what to do

Hat trick?

I cant stand him, but as long as he keeps scoring.....

He took to you so fast! He knows youre his human 🫶

🤣🤣

This is how I walk into my 2nd job. 🤣

Lol. No. Hockey player.

I think hes catholic? I could be wrong.

I just know his dad is a POS and his mom goes along with what his dad says. He wasnt even allowed to go see his gram when she was dying.

Rob Ray’s hobbies include getting hit by pucks and talking about the 50/50 raffle

You ain't lying

The Bills O-line is at the hockey game - time to put them on the ice.

Geekie is a stupid last name.

And I hope Pasternak got bed bugs, with all that scratching hes doing in that penalty box.