Lol, looks like someone is getting ahead of something.

So curious if my neighbor saw me just saying fuck it I'm laying next to bluebonnets before I leave Texas.

Already have 5 babies in our storage building from one of the girls and more on the way. I'm blessed but cursed with cats. We're working on trapping the girls before we leave Texas so the next renter isn't burdened with a colony.

white guy with white glasses and a short haircut wearing a seatbelt in a car. He's smiling.

Posted this the other day, but I forgot to put it here.

Hi, I turned 46 yesterday and I'm a married cat dad to 4 indoor, 3 outdoor.

I've grown up in Texas but the husband and I are heading north to Chicago this year and we're buying a house. I'm terrified, but inspired by the challenge. #lgbt

They are now named Mew and Pew and my niece says Pew (Pewter) is an elusive outdoor boy and Mew is a girl sweet as can be and loves to come inside during the night with her.

My mom converted to judaism later in life. I don't hold it against her, nor do I judge it. I'm a humanist and understand that she's found peace, likely her form of therapy as she ages. I do think that Israel should be tried for genocide because they absolutely killed generations of human beings.

Happy birthday human! Thank you for your contributions to the Star Trek community and overall optimism.

My big dude now requires a regimen of special food, liver meds & insulin shots twice daily. Glad we clocked it early and are treating him.

Mr. Cuddles is not totally into it, but he's getting the attention like that of royalty so I'm now upgrading his name to Sir. Mr. Oscar W. Cuddles.

Mmm, chicken.

Idk if you're gayer, you had kids. I've only experimented with women. (sorry girls, it's not my thing).

I tend to get worse around family and or whiskey.

I'm assuming my voice is pretty Southern sounding but also this is me as I finish up a sinus infection. I would say the hands are pretty telling that I'm gay.

3/4 of my cat crew enjoying the afternoon light. #cats #blackcats #tuxedocat

I keep trying to get them to do a 90-day supply up front and they seem to never do it because insurance won't cover it. But they'll cover it monthly. Make it make sense.

Paula Pell is a gem. I'd absolutely be her neighbor and trade jokes with sips of wine, even if I prefer whiskey. #theburbs

I was like, oh darn.

I loved seeing the Roku homage to Catherine O'Hara today.

This race was such a massive swing blowout that Democrat Taylor Rehmet literally won a city called White Settlement

Chicken inspector checking in

Update. The black one is spicy AF and got me through my garden gloves. However they are now in the playpen. Now it's the grey one that needs to be captured and then we get to start teaching them we're the good guys. #catdaddy

I've had Green Acres theme song popping up constantly and I don't even think I really remember watching it that much as a kid. Welcome to the padded room my friend.🐮🐷🌾🤪

Update, there's one more but they're being sneaky. I've got a playpen setup coming this weekend and I'm working on getting them used to us. For now we're just letting them roam the garage.

The void has been spoken for. #catdad #timelinecleanse #cats

Samsung didn't like my promo ad.

How many Lights are there? YouTube video by Mike Johnson

This clip is constantly in my head when they keep doing this shit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFDO...

It's like, I have eyes, and stop telling me what I'm seeing isn't fucked up.

My mornings lately. I promise, I'm totally sane.

I'm such a queen I've been crowned 3x, definitely aware.

All the dick without the dental bills from that puck to the face.

It's ok, general rule of thumb, just put the hockey player in your butt. Don't date them though.